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1- There’s no crying in terrorism. 2- I was gonna be brave, seems I forgot my gun. 3- GoFundMe needed to buy rubber bullets and tear gas 4- Racists anarchists terrorists and thugs 5- No sympathy 6- Let's try jail time. Real prison time. 7- Hawley and Cruz too 8- Black on black crime, no. White on white solutions. 9- "That’s not who we are..." Yes, …
 
1 - Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa 2 - $600 whether you need it or not 3 - Where’s that other 700 billion? 4 - He almost got right 5 - Fraud. You want to talk fraud??? 6 - Privilege vs Punishment 7 - My aunt’s cousin’s stepson’s girlfriend died from the vaccination It's true I read it at Q Anon 8 - Wal Mart Justice See omnystudio.com/listener fo…
 
1 - Say his name Casey Christopher Gordon 2 - Be consistent in your BS 3 - You’re a hacker, or you have google 4 - Who needs republicans with Dems like these 5 - Mandatory Retirement is a thing 6 - Bill Gates is right and he invented it 7 - Listen to Coach K 8 - Intergalactic Space Federation. Why the hell not? 9 - Is this who we’ve become. No its …
 
1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock. 2- I just need to practice lying. 3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas. 4- You’re under arrest for spreading a REAL virus 5- Rolling coal for assholes 6- Do not say stay home from your Mexican resort 7- Bankruptcy to billions. NICE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
1- Biden/Harris WIN 2- All it took was counting the votes 3- There are doctors on Biden's Covid team. It's getting crazy already. 4- NO, don’t feel sorry for Trumpers! 5- FOX NEWS experiments with truth 6- We are unblocked 7- Don’t forget the Progressives 8- Funny thing happened next to the porn shop... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor…
 
1- Who Won? Who Knows? 2- We closed Trump U. How is the Electoral College still open? 3- Rain, snow, sleet, & hail? YES. Ballots? NO. 4- More states legalize much needed weed 5- Even in California racism wins, again. 6- Same senate, different day. 7- The militia is illegal. Someone tell law enforcement! 8- Kanye! Say it ain’t so! See omnystudio.com…
 
1- Die for dear leader, or at least hospitalized. 2- Trump Office of Science? 3- Daddy Putin gives baby hands a talking to 4- Handmaiden on Supreme Court 5- Bring your gun to the polls: what could go wrong? 6- Smaller gub’mint unless it’s my gub’mint 7- Say his name, Walter Wallace Jr, again 8- Dodgers win the series See omnystudio.com/listener for…
 
1- Sham Hearings 2- What if she were Muslim? 3- “She's a mom and a Marine.” EXACTLY. 4- Don't drop your ballot in the box 5- Vote Vote Vote. Drive’s 'em crazy. 6- Lakers win, LeBron wins 7- Watching Lewis Hamilton is watching history 8- Rona. Your bubble is not America, not even ‘merikkka. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
1- Trump gets Covid… I think. 2- Debates? You ever played chess with a pigeon?! 3- 4 million people, 1 ballot box. No voter suppression here. 4- She went to Rhodes College so she’s a Rhodes scholar, next question. 5- Rode across the west. Flood, depression, hope, and funny. 6- Back to the virtual world See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform…
 
1- Her Life Mattered 2- Wanton Endangerment of Justice 3- Truth? About White Supremacists? What government is this? 4- What IS a hate crime, Iowa? 5- RIP to the Notorious RBG 6- The race to hypocrisy will be won Saturday 7- Dave has done it again 8- I guess I haven't, I’m underrated 9- Jesus told you to wear a mask See omnystudio.com/listener for p…
 
1- 3 Men and a Baby 2- Sacrifice for Dear Leader 3- Demon sex makes me sleepy 4- Please keep your crazy behind the blue line 5- "Everybody hates me." Yeah. 6- President Pelosi 2021 7- $600? No. A few billion here and there? No problem. 8- Sports is back, sort of. 9- She should probably find something new See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info…
 
1- RIP John Lewis. Stay out, Mitch McConnell. 2- My quote is Fake News 3- He caught the Fake Virus 4- Old Time Religion: Now with New and Improved Virus! 5- Mask wars 6- 'Rona in sports and strip clubs but try the wings 7- The Silent Majority See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Por All Things Comedy
 
1- I’m back to new normal 2- He passed the test, so did a brick. 3- A Real American Hero 4- Teachers fighting to save kids. Governor, not so much... 5- Dr Fauci's worst worst nightmare 6- No, Kanye, you idiot. NO. 7- The Happiest place on earth and there’s sports. 8- Thank You, John Lewis. R.I.P. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
1 - Obama didn’t test for a disease that didn’t exist. Damn him... 2 - Game show host... doctor... same thing. 3 - If the say open schools, you better close the schools. 4 - If you volunteer for the virus, it isn’t tragic to lose you. 5 - Let's have a convention. Pandemic, uh, I’ll skype in. 6 - Black lives don’t matter, especially not my husband's…
 
1- Tragically, we’re shooting again. 2- Leading off stupid, the undisputed champ, Trump. 3- Kanye, enough clown shit. 4- Can’t cancel Hamilton 5- The indestructible 20’s 6- Brain eating amoeba will starve in Florida 7- Bison don’t like selfies 8- My Hulk mask is manly, bitches. 9- Karen don’t know looting 10- No mask, no worries. My store deals in …
 
1- Atlanta on fire 2- Hanging is always suspicious 3- Juneteenth dog whistles and orange stupidity 4- Please tell The 'Souf they lost 5- Sorry, Karen, I’m not quick to forgive. 6- Can we get marketing on this defund thing? 7- Corona cases up. We ain't staying inside. 8- 8:46, watch it. Dave Chappelle is the G.O.A.T. See omnystudio.com/listener for …
 
1- Long week 2- Boogaloo boys are doing CrossFit with Meghan McCain for Trump. That’s the first 5. 3- Fox News is still Fox News 4- Sports accusations, apologies, and racism 5- Shut up and dribble? No, Laura you should just shut up. 6- Police in trouble on video. Keep breaking laws and heads on video. 7- Black Live Matter Plaza 8- Ella Jones, the f…
 
1- Murder, riots, shootings at the beach... it’s only been a week. 2- George Floyd murder, after Aubrey murder after, Taylor murder... Can’t keep up. 3- You realize thugs and looters come in white too? 4- Hey, Kanye, listen to Taylor. 5- Twitter says, "Shut up Trump." 6- It’s not the testing, stupid. 7- Amy can’t go to the park 8- You do realize th…
 
1- Dog whistles, I mean, racist signals everywhere 2- He ain’t bright 3- Obama congratulates graduates 4- Does he stay or does he go now? 5- Religion vs science: You lose. 6- A Florida man. Imagine that. 7- She flies with with the birds See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Por All Things Comedy
 
1- Don’t be like Mike. Pence, that is. 2- "I was just kidding or lying or dumb." 3- We’re #1. One a million and counting... 4- We can re-open, soon as I get over this cough... 5- Ahh, New Zealand... 6- Let’s open the gym because I own gyms. 7- The world is sad and disappointed but oddly not surprised 8- Not that Tupac, the other Tupac. See omnystud…
 
1- Protest. Liberate. Let our stupid run free. 2- No, you’re not slaves. You’re fools. 3- This is a test, Georgia. It is only a test. 4- Vegas is a gamble 5- Who finances this operation freedom thing? 6- My Pillow, My Masks, My Money 7 - Big business is small business 8- I can get by on 47 million 9- I didn’t get a billion dollars by helpin' people…
 
1- Little orange baby throws a tantrum 2- Council of idiots to open ‘Merica 3- Propaganda checks 4- Your stupidity is absolute, your power is not. 5- Second Amendment vs Tenth Amendment: his followers have read neither 6- Damn you, Chinese racists. 7- Damn you, NASCAR racists. 8- Thank you, Jackie Robinson 9- Australia don’t give a fuck See omnystu…
 
1- Let's drop his ratings. 2- Stay inside and out of Florida. 3- Keep your distance. Really. 4 - Yes. We are that bad. 5- What are you doing? 6- If you’re walking the streets of Brooklyn in a plastic bubble, you’re winning. 7- I hope there’s hope See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Por All Things Comedy
 
1- No leadership 2- Left Africa to stand in line 3- Keep laughing 4- Scientists are smarter than politicians 5- Did i mention no leadership? 6- KUDOS to the food chain people 7- Everything is cancelled 8- Don't shoot. Don’t drink the bleach. 9- How about that lack of leadership? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
1- This avoiding the constitution is hard 2- Bernie is 1st. No one cares. 3- Klobuchar is 3rd. Everyone cares. 4- Racist calls racist a racist 5- I don’t need a salary. I will need some benefits. 6- I cannot take treatment without Dear Leader 7- I graduated from Reagan National U, if I can find it 8- Thank you, Tiger, for making us humans feel bett…
 
1- Why watch? I knew he was lying. 2- Iowa app down. Now let’s shut down the caucus. 3- I’ll be damned. Mayor Pete is Gay. 4- Yes, the halftime show was hot. Get over it. 5- Respect Kobe. Be a dad. 6- Black History Month. Try us. You’ll like us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Por All Things Comedy
 
1- I screwed up, it's ep 264 2- Happy? I’m not sure... 3- It's not WW3, it is stupid ass dick wavin. 4- There's nothing the cult won’t forgive 5- Yeah, Harvey, it's time. 6- Comedy is just fine 7- Wanted: Heiress. You never see that ad. 8- Elizabeth Warren won the VIEW See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
1– African American History Museum. Go learn something. I did. 2– I support Gabrielle Union and Jay Leno. 3– History will show that we really screwed up. 4– He said they wouldn’t laugh. They’re laughing. 5– Power of the presidency 6– Kamala Harris out. Who’s in? 7– DO NOT BUY HER A PELETON See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
1– Impeachment daily wrap up 2– Republican witnesses can't pretend they didn’t see this 3– FOX news needs a black or brown criminal quick 4– Wanted: Incompetent, hateful, liars. Please send resume to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 5– The earth is flat. Science is dead. 6– NBA, FORMULA 1, and other sports See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
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