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Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

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"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
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Not so small talk~ Find me on Instagram ~ @crispycookiey Selalu ada cerita yang tak dapat di ceritakan langit kepada hujan.. Dan selalu ada cerita tersembunyi dibalik senyum dan disetiap detak jantung yang berdenyut. - Crispy Cookie
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Crispy nuggets

Amy Ruk

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Ladies from Zimbabwe living outchea here in the diaspora, our podcast will discuss anything and everything happening in our world today that has an effect on us as a people, we hope to bring a smile to your face, touch your
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Coming into a new country, meeting a culture far different from what your accustomed to? Yeah, I know that feeling, been there done that and doing it all over again. You can say I am an expert at being “Fresh of the Boat” I’ve gone through different time zones, hopped across countries and learned so much along the way My podcast is going to take you through a journey, filled with interesting topics, witty banter, guests appearances and insightful conversations spiced with some goofiness alon ...
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala. Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them. Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones. Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Naven Johnson. Love Brokers!!!! Joseph gives an early …
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration. Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes. In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy. Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight. Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedr…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode includes the Hooah Pacino. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise. What's up Doc? Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up. The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb. It was a new, new hope. The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT. You can't d…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode was 47 years old when recorded. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies. Arnold Palmer. Who knew? Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie. Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco. We have dinosaurs. We can win this. Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween. Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy. Fidelio. Your mother sews socks that smell. Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene. Jim has a strict policy of waiting for pre…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode points and laughs. Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special. Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde. Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes. There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a …
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is the October surprise. Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies. Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today. Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller. "No joke! I'm being ser…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time. Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions. Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the g…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord. Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors. Jason laments over his broken guitar. Just wrong. Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music. It's like Showgirls without the nudity. Joseph blasphemes the acti…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions. Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows. Jason confuses serial killing with comedy. Jim admits his penchant for women in bondage Joseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette. W…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is tuned to the key of H minor. Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies. Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review. Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression. Omaha! Omaha! Oyage! My bloody football! Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode may give you pink eye. Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs. Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax. Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)! It's a toupee of sorts. Delivering speeches to the House of Representin' We can only dream of what it would …
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Are you ever going to text me? This is the episode that ruins the podcast. Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies. Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again. Disco outfits make the best space gear. You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is o…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode comes with Poopourri. Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies. Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive. Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies…
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Are you ever going to text me? Joseph may show up for this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies. 10 minutes later... It's all about the nest egg. A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go. We got the Munchkins paid. Jason inexplicably loves Mad Max: Fury Road and Jim inexplicably loves the sequel …
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is on an album that can be carried to school. Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives. Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys. Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections. Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-sh…
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Are you ever going to text me? It's back to school time! That's why on this episode of the Crispy Coated Robots, we are giving oral report on the best school movies of all time! So pack your lunch, jump on the bus and head to class (or to wherever you listen to podcasts) because on this episode you'll learn... Why 27 year-olds make the best singing…
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Are you ever going to text me? Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe... On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements. To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this show you'll get... Jim's very detailed breakdown of the French escape scene from the much…
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Are you ever going to text me? Hey you! Yeah you! Don't be a Bozo! Check out the Crispy Coated Robots episode on Best Clowns in Movies and TV! You'll find out... Which clown Richie Cunningham saw naked... Why Jason prefers clowns that smoke... Which magician's clown name was also slang for urination... Why Joseph chose to nominate a controversial D…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode should have been called the Gene Hackman episode. Jim, Jason, and Joseph attempt one more episode about movies focused on doing one last job. Jim confesses to the life-long guilt of cutting in line to see Beverly Hills Cop. Look at me. Are you looking at me? Joseph can't remember movies he's watched, but …
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble. Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies. Newman was never the same again. Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored. Be careful of the sexy androids. A bullwhip, meow! Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is the most 70s episode ever made. Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television. Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was. GFD - a bad idea fully realized. Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating. 10 minutes fo…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history. Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget. Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic. Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom get…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is a little lonely and bitter. Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people. Jason sells out and goes corporate rock. Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films. Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie. F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a message…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode nearly bares it all. Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes. In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties. The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible. The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time. …
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has a nice swoop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies. Jewfro When the updo goes down Jim goes up. Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could cut your hair with a bowl. The man-boy haircut. Jason admits to looking like Jerry Garcia at one…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has been replaced by AI Jason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies. You old poop! Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI. Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression. I betta call my muther! Joseph suffers PTSD from…
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Are you ever going to text me? An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLE…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is served best with a nice chianti. Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end. Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys. Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand. Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"? Let'…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin. Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie. Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy. Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters. The turn the show into …
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has bush! Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies. Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass. Forget bareback riding. It is all about riding topless. Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun. Joseph learns a lot…
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Are you ever going to text me? This is a Whopper of an episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever. Fleetwood Macrame! Whore! Norman Trollop! Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening. It’s all about the onion rings. Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being k…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode eclipses all the others. Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through. DEA! Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs. The start of the show surprises Jason (again). Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him. Jason makes a p…
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Are you ever going to text me? 1. Why does Joseph like butter? 2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet? 3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph? Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode may cause trauma and require counseling. Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies. One word: Buttafuco! Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment. Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher. South Carolina is destroyed with…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is done without wearing a shirt. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians. Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good. Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot. Jason 4th pick is great! Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it. Bologna and boners. Jim admits that he does not …
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries. Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies. Joseph Johnson – Car Destroyed The boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers. Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets. By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings. In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver. Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45.…
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Are you ever going to text me? Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!" How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? Who is sleeping Au Buffo? Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore? Which actor…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has booty sweat! Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie. Buckle up! You’re in for a surprise! Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts! Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair. Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality. Inca-Di…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode wants a lollipop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering. It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression. Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his back. Baby, you got a stew going. Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T com…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette. Julius Erving, a great …
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing. Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled. Bow, bow, bow , bow bow... Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain. So many songs about running. No one puts Jason in the corner. Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B? Why don't …
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Are you ever going to text me? It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR! It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga? Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore? Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?” Can Jas…
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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has a lucky frame! Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV. Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir. Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater. Jim talks about his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Dani…
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Are you ever going to text me? The episode that will slap those teeth straight. Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year. Wookie porn for family entertainment. Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story. Jason laments about his beloved Jets. Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston. Why can't Jim get past the…
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Are you ever going to text me? The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023. Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews. The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023. Jason let’s out his inner Cage. Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas. Jason turns Jim and Joseph into…
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Are you ever going to text me? The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”. Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year. Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday. Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events. Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice C…
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Are you ever going to text me? The episode with a "rock n roll attitude". Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television. Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year. Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro Wo…
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