We've rerecorded this as the all computer voice version doesn't sit right with us anymore. There are some minor changes so keep an ear out for them .For completionists, please listen to this between the episodes “the saga of Grutgar and Salonga” and the episode “The Return” for it to make the most sense.Probably worth listening to the "Lace is Ace"…

Finally all will be revealed about the fate of the world and how John Frankie Kennedy plays into it. 00:00 Pre-Credits (With Guest Stars) 02:03 Theme Tune 02:12 Task 1 03:19 Task 2 04:34 Task 3 06:01 Task 4 07:13 Task 5 07:56 Really? This Guy? 11:45 Credits 12:34 Marvel Style Post Credits In this episode you heard: John Frankie Kennedy Barton Beepl…

A (rejected) sketch/audio mash up/whatever for the The Skewer. Which if you've not listened to you should.Por jfk@orksrdorks.co.uk

This month we've some bespoke poems from John to get you in the Christmas Mood. 0.00 - 0.28 - Theme Tune and Intro 0.28 - 1.07 - A Visit from Saint Nick 1.07 - 4.14 - The Three Aeldari 4.14 - 4.40 - Closing Comments and Theme Tune 4.40 - 5.20 - Credits 5.20 - 8.06 - Christmas Bonus FeaturesPor jfk@orksrdorks.co.uk

Due to illness, we've a change from our expected continuation of John and Barton's adventures as we check in on one of our favourite podcasts "Margey's Meaty Moments". So dive in for Recipes, Spielberg's "The Post" and Porcine Poetry.Por jfk@orksrdorks.co.uk

Barton is finally going to explain to John what's going on, but will the explanation make John's life any easier? Pre-Credits: 00:00 - 00:38 Credits - 00:38 - 00:47 Book One: Beginnings - 00:47 - 07:05 Book Two: Judgements - 07:05 - 12:17 Theme and Outro - 12:17 - 12:57 Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: The Chosen One. In this episode you he…

John and Barton are the prisoners of Pope Pius IX (Oh and Ash and Burr are there too in a sack). How are they going to get out of this mess? The already tenuous links to Warhammer 40k begin to fray even further. John Frankie Kennedy and Barton Kennedy were played by themselves The Creepy Prisoner was played by Lewis Staples Pope Pius the ninth was …

This month Orks R Dorks is heading into space. 00.00 - 00.20 - Pre-Credits 00.20 - 00.25 - Theme Tune 00.25 - 01.05 - Show Intro 01.05 - 02.14 - Tour of the Ship 02.14 - 03.10 - 19th Century Space Flight 03.10 - 05.01 - Dad Arrives 05.01 - 06.45 - Dad Arrives Again 06.45 - 09.30 - Il Papa 09.30 - 10.20 - End Credits and Theme Thank you for listenin…

In this episode of Orks R Dorks we have a huge interview with Henry Cavill, well sort of. Intro: 00.00 to 00:37 The Big Interview: 00:37 to 05.11 JFK touches a Hat 05.11 to 05.13 The Fallout 05:13 to 06:54 Outro and Credits 06:54 to 07:37 Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: Man of Lille John Frankie Kennedy was played by himself Henri the Rat …

John Frankie Kennedy is back from the Orb and he's taking aim at the pretenders to his Orks R Dorks crown. In this episode you heard: Charles Morton as Burr Corrin Caccioppo as Ash Eddie O’Keeffe as Doctor Ork, Auks or Dork Host and Colin Garthy Hornstout as Grutgar, Bildung Brookmeyer and The Police Loud Hailer John Frankie Kennedy as Himself Marg…

Ash and Burr are in therapy, but what does that have to do with Orks R Dorks and the Kennedy Clan? Theme: 00:00 to 00:16 "The Return" : 00:16 to 10:29 ???????: 10:31 to 12:37Por jfk@orksrdorks.co.uk

NOTE: This has now been re-recorded as Brenda's Funeral Redux, this time with real people. A couple of episodes ago Brenda Kennedy died and we have not yet been able to mourn that loss properly. This audio is the recording of her funeral held at St. Paul and Mark's Church in the parish of Great Horkesley in Colchester. 00:00 - Intro to service 00:0…

None of the Kennedys were available this month to help with the podcast so instead we've got a taste of what is happening in other parts of the Orkniverse away from the ongoing family drama. In "The Saga of Grutgar Versus Salonga", Grutgar takes exception to the filth which has been being spread online about him and seeks justice. And maybe finds m…

Brenda takes over the show this month with an episode of Lace is Ace. 00:00 - 00:55 - Intro 00:55 - 02:32 - Jokes about Knitters 02:32 - 03.15 - 18th Century French Politics 03:15- 04:43 - All about the Normans 04:43- 07:18 - All About Lace 07:18 - 07:48 - Theme and Credits 07:48 - 08:13 - Post Credits Sequence…

The day has come. Frank Johnnie Kennedy will battle Orky Mike for ownership of the orb in which Frank's brother's soul is contained. Who will win? Will John Frankie Kennedy ever be released from the orb?Por Brenda Kennedy - We miss you John Frankie Kennedy

A very short message about the Queen, we haven't had time to edit this much as this message is from the heart.Por Brenda Kennedy - We miss you John Frankie Kennedy

We (The Kennedy Clan) have yet to get John out of the Orb but Rishi has been able to extract some audio from the Orb. Its a sad tale so bring a hankie.Por Brenda Kennedy - We miss you John Frankie Kennedy

The First (And Last?) Proper episode of Eldar Smelldar. Timestamps 0 m00s - Theme Tune 0m17s - Intro to the Show 1m09s - Jokes about Space Elves 3m 58s - 20th Century Indian Politics 10m 13s - Learn Your Erogenous Zones with Warhammer 40k 10m 36s - Besmirchment of Sir Salonga - Rebuttal 13m 43s - Who Would Win? 14m 44s - Sexy Ork Corner 16m 02s - E…

Me (Brenda here, John's Mum) and his brother Frank Johnnie Kennedy have edited together the audio from the fateful night when Orky Mike killed our sweet sweet John. Be warned it is a graphic listen. Intro - 00.00 - 1.08 Press Conference - 1.37 - 12.48 Adverts 12.48 - 14.08 The Fight - 14.08 - 22.01 In Memoriam - 22.01 - 22.59…

This months content is: Theme and Introduction - 0.0-0.34 19th Century US Politics - Campaign Songs - 0.34 to 5.45 Jokes About Orks - 5.45-6.49 Adverts - 6.49 -7.41 Interview with Dr. Henglemeister Van Birbeck - Part 1 - 7.41-12.41 Learn Your Alphabet with Warhammer 40K - D is for...-12.41-13.29 Hidden Costs - 13.29 - 17.15 Interview with Dr. Hengl…

In this month's episode (with timestamp for start): 19th Century Politics: 1812 Presidential Elections 00:34 Infiltration featuring "Life's A Pitch" Podcast 02:57 Crypto Corner with Frank Johnnie Kennedy 04:49 Learn Your Alphabet with Warhammer 40K 09:36 Court Ordered Mandatory Feature 10:19 End of the Show 14:03 Thanks 15:04 Catch up on the Life's…

In this month's episode we cover: Learn your Alphabet with Warhammer 40K Jokes About Orks 19th Century US Politics Hidden Costs: Warhammer and Canal Boating Everything is Better with EldarPor John Frankie Kennedy

In this months episode we have: Jokes about Orks 19th Century Politics about Eli Saulsbury of Delaware A is for Aeldari Who would win? An Ork RapPor John Frankie Kennedy

Rich continues his new Anchor show talking about games he's playing, reading, and running. Discussion of Impulse Drive Actual Play in quite a bit of detail and a snippet of Sea of Stars by Michael X.Rich's son can be heard in the background watching YouTube downstairs (sorry, but better than last episode).…

Rich kicks off an Anchor show talking about games he's playing, reading, and running. Discussion of Impulse Drive, Monster of the Week, Savage Worlds, Googly-Eyed Primetime Puppet Show RPG, Masks: A New Generation, and Bat Hack.Rich's son can be heard in the background playing State of Decay 2 downstairs (sorry).…