The Heist-est Heist Ever Heisted: a heist story of a heist: special editor’s edition audiobook(ish), Part 1!Por Helpful Snowman

Food shows and a food show and some guests and why my mom has no time for Alton Brown’s theater kid nonsense.Por Helpful Snowman

It’s a all of us, Luigi!Por Helpful Snowman

Mike Tyson is going through it, and maybe we’ll get blowed up by space stuff.Por Helpful Snowman

It’s Halloween, so we cover the rest of the Goosebumps series, all the stuff we didn’t get to. Plus, stick around for a bonus review that…WORMED its way in because I’m stupid and counted wrong.Por Helpful Snowman

Some choice reviews. As in I chose them. Not as in having high quality.Por Helpful Snowman

Micro books from the Goosebumps Haunted Library Thrillogy. Hey, they’re not THAT micro. They’re a good size.Por Helpful Snowman

We finally get a scary grandma in this Goosebumps version of a Choose From Many Ways to Die Adventure.Por Helpful Snowman

The Bone Chillers series, the only books guaranteed to change the temperature of your skeleton, leaving the rest of your body unaffected. Many resources were put towards verifying this claim. Don’t argue. It’s sciencetific.Por Helpful Snowman

A ghost writer ghostwrites the scariest book of all time. Unfortunately, we don’t get to read that book.Por Helpful Snowman

The Spinetinglers series, the books meant to tingle a certain part of your anatomy. Less dirty than it sounds.Por Helpful Snowman

The Are You Afraid of the Dark books series asks us if we’re afraid of the Canadian darkness.Por Helpful Snowman

Some little jerk gets some comeuppance in this tale of why working sucks.Por Helpful Snowman

This book features a rap delivered from atop a toilet. This is where this show peaks.Por Helpful Snowman

A contest ask What Gives YOU Goosebumps?!Por Helpful Snowman

Bee book? More like a B+ book!Por Helpful Snowman

Next stop: Horrorland. Followed by DumbLand.Por Helpful Snowman

We head to Pitts Landing, home of the famous Dolphins Baseball Squadron!Por Helpful Snowman

It’s merch time, baby! Commence the commerce!Por Helpful Snowman

The snowman covers RL Stine’s The Snowman.Por Helpful Snowman

It Watches in the Dark by Jeff Strand brings us the most likely successor to the Goosebumps throne. And hopefully the treasure room that I assume goes along with it. I’m pulling for you, Jeffy. Or Strandy. Whatever you prefer.Por Helpful Snowman

All of the books in the series of Bonechillers, books meant to affect the temperature of your bones. This was a serious medical problem in the 90s.Por Helpful Snowman

This one is called Blowtorch@psycho.com. I mean, that’s just nuts.Por Helpful Snowman

A girl cries monster, and Pete unearths a deep, dark memory of Goosebumps past…Por Helpful Snowman

Be careful what you wish for…especially if you wish for a novelization of a TV show based on a novel.Por Helpful Snowman

All the Deadtime Stories. All the dead, all the time, all the stories.Por Helpful Snowman

Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses homelessness and slaps god right in the face.Por Helpful Snowman

Graveyard School is a Bumpoff series that DEMANDS further exploration. This MAY be the origin of people eating your pets and that whole thing. I mean, it isn’t, let’s be real, but as far a trying to boost the presence of this show in algorithms, IT MAY BE.Por Helpful Snowman

Slime Lake is possibly the slimiest lake of all time, but nothing compares to the sliminess of a corporate takeover of Slime Lake!Por Helpful Snowman

Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.Por Helpful Snowman

Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken basement!Por Helpful Snowman

A further exploration of the entire Strange Matter series.Por Helpful Snowman

We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.Por Helpful Snowman

The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!Por Helpful Snowman

Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well, okay. This is the OFFICIAL reveal, you pedants.Por Helpful Snowman

Two new Mayor of America rules have been handed down.Por Helpful Snowman

The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?Por Helpful Snowman

Gambling, smoking, gun shootering, and maybe a little naughty kaiju? It’s Helpful Snowman’s Bachelor Party!Por Helpful Snowman

We talk books. MY books.Por Helpful Snowman

Travel hackery.Por Helpful Snowman

Snowbros, minor annoyances, being the rudest person in the room.Por Helpful Snowman

All my troubles are behind me now.Por Helpful Snowman

Bunny time.Por Helpful Snowman

In which I realized I blew it and did a boring podcast on accident instead of doing a boring podcast on purpose. I followed the money, made sure to go the other direction, and now we’re here.Por Helpful Snowman

More boring than the average podcast.Por Helpful Snowman

Product placement champs.Por Helpful Snowman

A self-interview with shocking results. Well, not shocking. And not really results.Por Helpful Snowman

The water of life, the pee of life. This is a very urine-soaked episode, everyone.Por Helpful Snowman

The Americanest of MallsPor Helpful Snowman

The most para of social relationships.Por Helpful Snowman