Today we get a little...RANDOM! We learn about random facts from Twitter, answer some questions, and find out why allowing a 12-year old to drive 85 MPH is a BAD IDEA! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band, "The Dirty Martinis" : http://…

WE'RE BACK! Today we discuss Autism, Asperger's, & the effects quarantine has on living with these conditions with Sam Mitchell, host of the "Autism Rocks & Rolls" podcast! You can check out Sam's podcast at: Podbean - https://trickles.podbean.com/ Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/autism-rocks-and-rolls/id1501271993 Podbay.fm …

In this episode, "Drama Llama" reacts to things she said as a 5 YEAR OLD, we learn how to win the Lotto TWICE IN 1 DAY, we answer some LISTENER QUESTIONS, and we discover MOLDY RAINBOWS?!? SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band, "The Dirt…

It's a short & sweet one today, as we celebrate MOTHER'S DAY! We learn a little of the history of this great holiday, talk about the things we made or gave the Mother's in our lives, and discuss what "Drama Llama" wants to do when she sees her friends again! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com…

In this episode, we talk about our COLLECTIONS, learn why they're called "HERSHEY KISSES", find out how to change what WATER SOUNDS LIKE, talk about CRAZY food, & look at photos of TOILET PAPER DRESSES?!? SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's…

In today's episode, "Drama Llama" gets new glasses AND new pimples, explains why she's BOILING DOLL HEADS?!?, looks forward to making FOOD FROM HAWAII, and we learn how to make water BOIL & FREEZE AT THE SAME TIME! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Dra…

In today's episode, we talk about how we're dealing with Quarantine, discuss when she gets to see her friends again, find out her plans for eating ALL THE FOOD at Disney World, and learn that police in Oregon are TIRED OF TP THIEVES! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OT…

In today's episode, "Drama Llama" learns how to SWORD FIGHT, cooks an ENTIRE EASTER MEAL, and discovers a country with police dressing up as the CORONAVIRUS?!? SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band, "The Dirty Martinis" : http://DirtyMar…

In this episode, Ari's cousin Eeri ( @imagineeri ) calls in from Boston! We talk about how the pandemic is affecting the East Coast, discover why teenagers are driving tractors to school, Ari commissions a wig, & listen to MUSIC MADE FROM THE CORONA VIRUS?!? Thanks for listening! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtob…

WE'RE BACK! Like everyone else, our lives got turned upside down a little by COVID-19, so we're tackling ways to keep you & others healthy! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band, "The Dirty Martinis" : http://DirtyMartinisLV.com Papa Dra…

In this episode, MAYA'S BACK! We discuss the newest Mars Rover's name, explain how heredity works, learn about homework differences from one school to the next, and more! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band, "The Dirty Martinis" : http…

In this episode, we answer YOUR questions in the Car Line! We discuss age gaps, how her Dad embarrases "Drama Llama", and dealing with bullying. Thanks for your questions! If you need help, PLEASE contact Suicide Prevention Hotline: 800-273-8255 or Bullying Hotline: 800-223-3273 SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobe…

In this episode, we discuss planning for future things, look at the history of Girl Scout cookies, "Drama Llama" goes on a rant, and more! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band, "The Dirty Martinis" : http://DirtyMartinisLV.com Papa Dram…

Short episode today, and sorry for the audio quality (I forgot to bring the microphone)! "Drama Llama" and I talk about selling Girl Scout cookies, what hasn't changed in dating since "Papa Drama Llama"'s youth, and why "Mama Llama" gets DIFFERENT LOVE! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINK…

In today's special episode, it's ARI'S BIRTHDAY PARTY! We are joined by return guest Maya and new guest Star! As discussed in previous episodes, "Drama Llama" cooked dinner for her party guests and had some stragglers spend the night. We discuss the importance of friends, what shenanigans the girls got up to, what happened the morning after, and mo…

In this episode we're PREDICTING THE FUTURE! "Papa Llama" found some interesting facts about 1984 (when HE was 12!), and "Drama Llama" tries to predict what will happen in 12 more years, PLUS what her life will be like when she's DAD's age! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLA…

In today's episode, "Papa Llama" takes off to San Jose for 48 hours of FOOTBALL FUN, Ari & "Mama Llama" have a "Girls Night", budgets get budgeted, & science gets SCIENCED (It's a word, I swear...)! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band,…

In today's episode, "Drama Llama" IS 12 YEARS OLD! :-O We talk about her birthday spent with frequent guest Maya, learn that bees can do MATH (?), discuss how thieves in Britain stole "America" (?), and find out why white sand beaches are covered in POOP?!? SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com …

HAPPY NEW YEAR! On this last episode of 2019, "Drama Llama" is SICK! :-O What to do? We talk about her comfort foods, ways to help your tween/teen bounce back, and the importance of sleep! Short episode today, but important! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF…

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! In today's episode, we talk about Drama Llama's baby cousin's 1st holiday season, learn what happens when your elephant onesie is too baggy, answer our houseguests' questions, and learn why Scotland HATES BLONDES & WOMEN?!? SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAM…

In today's episode, we get a little...Weird. We talk about weird holidays (like "Blame Someone Else" Day!), weird veggie news (like using 1000 Brussel Sprouts to light a XMAS TREE?), and weird state laws (like calling a WATERMELON your state vegetable?!?). Plus, we discuss our holiday traditions, answer listener questions, and talk about our Best T…

Today's episode comes straight from the car line! We talk about the recent London attack (involving a narwhal tusk!), what "Winter in Vegas" is really like, talk about our holiday wish list, and discover THUNDER SNOW! :-O SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: P…

It's almost TURKEY DAY! In this episode, we learn what the 1st Thanksgiving was REALLY like, discover that killer whales are FAKES, answer listeners questions, and talk about turkey gangs wreaking HAVOC ON RETIREES! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Dr…

Sorry we're a day late! We've been super busy getting ready for a certain llama's SCIENCE FAIR! We discuss her projects (old & new), learn some cool science facts, learn why "all that glitters" is not edible, answer listener questions, and try to figure out COLD FUSION?!? SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.…

In this episode, MAYA'S BACK! With midterms looming, we talk about some good study habits, conduct a VERY scientific taste test of Smash Crispy™ treats, learn how to make "cinaminaminaminamon" (?) rolls, and figure out what's wrong with our respective schools! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.c…

Happy Halloween! In this episode, we discuss Trunk-or-Treats, selling Sno-Cones in 35° weather, scary art from Tim Burton coming to Las Vegas, & answer listener questions about the future! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band, "The Dirt…

In today's episode, we have a Special Guest! "Drama Llama" had a sleepover and her friend decided to be on the podcast. Together, we discover how fast your blood moves, answer a listener's question re: dream jobs, & learn why some pumpkins are BLUE! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO…

In this episode, "Drama Llama" discovers why you should take moose repellent when scuba diving, the importance of physical AND mental health, our Famous Last Words, and Ari BLOWS RASPBERRIES AT THE LISTENERS (Thpppbt!)! :-PSEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.comLINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF:Pa…

In this episode, we cover some travel tips when surprising your llama, "Drama Llama" finds out that flies like poop, we learn which President got stuck in the White House bath tub, and we meet a PIG! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band…

The Llamas are invading the Magic Kingdom! In this episode, we check in from Radiator Springs, give our tips for Disney first-timers, discuss our hatred of Toon Town cabs, and answer questions from our Phoenix friends! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa…

In this episode, "Drama Llama" talks about flying solo for the first time, we talk about her school's lockdown procedure, learn how to melt steel with STOMACH ACID (?), and find out where the sweetest street in the world is (Hint: It's in Germany)! SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS, OR WHATEVER TO: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO …

In this episode, we recount our little Llama's 1st trip to the circus - or, more precisely, Cirque du Soleil at MGM Grand in Las Vegas! We also discuss seeing things from different perspectives, dealing with rumors at school, baking some cream puffs for a friend, and walking around the WORLD FIVE TIMES?!? SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIO…

In this episode, "Drama Llama" recounts her amazing sleepover, we learn about invading cows and frozen ham missiles, find out how grasshoppers hear with their BELLIES?!?, and more! SHOUTOUT LINK: "The Prince and the Dressmaker" by Jen Wang: https://www.amazon.com/Prince-Dressmaker-Jen-Wang/dp/162672363X SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CORRECTIONS…

*Apologies for the slightly shorter episode. Someone was tired.* On this episode, we investigate what kids did 100 years ago, learn just how freaky octopuses are (octopi?), figure out what kind of food we'd be, and try to DEAFEN OUR LISTENERS!!!! Send us your questions, comments, corrections, or whatever to: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PA…

In this episode, our "Drama Llama" explains why EVERY subject is her favorite this year, professes her love for pajamas, answers listener questions, and learns that she can fit inside a SUGAR CUBE?!? Send us your questions, comments, corrections, or whatever to: howtobeallama.mail@gmail.com LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band…

ARI'S GOING TO MARS!!!! Well, sort of... Today's episode is going off-planet! We learn about neutron stars, dig up some facts about botany (get it?), Ari finds out she's going to the Red Planet, and we do some time travel to answer a listener's question! LINKS TO PAPA LLAMA's OTHER STUFF: Papa Drama Llama's band, "The Dirty Martinis" can be reached…

Today's podcast is about a slightly more serious subject: DEATH. A family friend recently lost a family member, and this got us thinking about how Little Llamas might handle this pivotal life event. We discuss the importance of having a support structure, talk about how to move on with your life, and learn why the Eiffel Tower GROWS (???) in the su…

IT'S OUR FIRST EPISODE! It's almost Back-To-School time for our little "Drama Llama", and while her parents are looking forward to some peace & quiet, Ari is here with a reminder about what a Llama needs for school! We talk about our Best Thing of the Week, discuss what we learned today, answer a couple of questions about our relationship, and make…

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