If this is your favourite classic movie, I wouldn't listen! We watched this movie and thought it was ... Okay. We had heard so much about this 1992 classic, so we had to give it ago for our classic series and boy we were disappointed. It was thoroughly okay. We had a good time watching it but we felt that we weren't really the target audience for t…

For our next episode into our classic season we watched the 2007 movie - No Country for Old Men. We still to this day aren't sure what the plot was to this movie and we weren't to keen on the ending as it left some lose ends. We chalked it up to being a 'slice of life' movie and tried to convince ourselves we didn't need to know. We rated this movi…

For the third movie of this season we watched the ultimate classic ... The Great Escape! It was a constant rollercoaster, it was life changing. We gave this movie a 10/10 One of the best movies we had ever watched, it's a classic for a reason. As always this podcast is NSFW and contains sexual references and strong language. In this episode enjoy: …

For the second classic we watched the 2005 version of Pride and Prejudice. Although the film was relatively new, we thought the book was a classic therefore the movie is. Although this movie is PG, our podcast (as always) is 16+ and NSFW due to references and language. A few apologies, Tom Holland isn't American . Abbie no longer hates Ryan Gosling…

Subscriber-only episode A bonus audio completely unedited so enjoy long pauses and food wrapper sounds. Join halfway through a conversation we were having before watching Castaway. In this audio we cannot remember anything about Casper the Friendly Ghost. So enjoy a bunch of nonsense and listen to how dumb we are especially regarding important hist…

Hello and welcome to the first episode of the second series of Netchix and Snacks! This season we are watching classics. We kicked off this season with the ultimate Tom Hanks classic... Castaway. This was a long one, so if you want to hear the WHOLE review please check out our bonus features to listen to another hour of hilarious content including …

Subscriber-only episode A little extra unedited snippet from the Self/Less episode. In this Bonus bit Abbie explains why Inception is a top tier movie. Nicola has previously stated she isn't a fan but, disregarding that, I tell her all about it anyway- Abbie Also a little chat about some book vs film moments. Notable Moments: Shutter Island, Fear a…

Subscriber-only episode ANOTHER snippet from the Self/Less. We were obviously on one this evening so we rattle on A LOT this evening. In this piece we discuss Cilla Black, the Liverpool accent and invent a great improv game also ft Alexa and Timmy Mallet (No songs in this belong to us) Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content and …

Subscriber-only episode Yet another piece of bonus content from the Self/Less episode. Please enjoy 'Tina Turner Appreciations Hour' We have removed some audio from the songs or else it would be so much longer To answer some questions mentioned in this bonus - Thunderdome IS Mad Max - Tina Turner DOES sing a James Bond Theme. Its Goldeneye - Tina T…

Subscriber-only episode Enjoy these two snippets from the end of Goosebumps. They were a bit too long for the original upload but they are too cool to not be shared. Including: - Gnomes vs Nuns: A Discussion - A Murder She Wrote: Step by Step Guide - Lard: Pros and Cons - King vs Stine - 'A Writers Satnav' - A Plea for Snacks Don't forget to subscr…

Subscriber-only episode So during the movie Hush there was a small scene involving a diaphragm. We focused on this for some reason throughout the movie. At the end of the movie we went on a small tangent about the ins and outs (no pun intended) of the diaphragm and all the things you could use them for. It was too long to keep in the original revie…

Subscriber-only episode So at the end of watching Prom Night we came up with the idea of England's most famous king Danny Dyer playing one of the most iconic British characters... James Bond. There were two clips we have mushed together all involving how this series of movies would pan out. Please enjoy .. Dyer Another Day: A Danny Dyer James Bond …

Our final episode of season one and it was the worst movie we have ever seen in our lives! We watched Don't Mess With The Zohan. It has a Z in it so it counts! This was literally the worst movie we have ever seen. There was nothing redeeming about it at all. Not to put you off listening to this episode. Thank you Adam Sandler for another piece of c…

For our penultimate episode of the season we watched Yes God Yes. A 2019 Christian dark comedy. We weren't too sure which side the satire falls on this one but we enjoyed it anyway. In this episode please enjoy; - A beagle applause - 'Delilah' breakdown - 'How woman work according to God' - What is Christian ? - A long bout of food sounds - Sexy Ad…

For our X movie this week, we decided to watch the ever confusing X Past is Present. This 2015 Hindi ... Thriller ? Was directed by 11 different people. Each chapter of the movie had a different director, which sounds crazy ... and it is. We cant honestly say if this was a great idea or a terrible idea. Either way, we were entranced. This movie suc…

For a W movie we watched a new spin on a classic... What Men Want. This isn't what we expected at all and we had a good time watching it. This movie is rated 15 but this podcast is definitely a 16+ due to language and references. In this episode please enjoy: - Debate: Nike or NikE - Loud dog tap dancing - Sports words weekly - How many F***s can y…

For our V movie this week we watched the M Night Shyamlan movie, The Visit! The creepy thriller about two kids visiting their estranged grandparents but things take a very strange turn. Listen to us providing our ever enlightening commentary during the twists and turns of another Shyamlan classic. This movie is a 15 but as always we are an 18+ podc…

For our U film we watched ... The Ugly Truth Its a 2009 Rom-Com starring Katherine Heigl and Gerald Butler We have A new puppy beagle for this recording so enjoy a LOT of dog tip taps We also have an issue with the sound around the 16 min mark, its us not you! We thought we would hate this movie and we did! It was truly awful, sexist and ... terrib…

For our T movie we watched TAG! Not our usual choice of movie but it was great! We really enjoyed this, mainly because the cast look like they are having a great time. In this episode please enjoy some pasta eating ASMR. We didn't talk much during this episode as we got really involved in the movie we do prattle on at the end about childhoods and f…

For our S movie this evening we watched ... Self/Less. An early Ryan Reynolds movie from 2015. This is a thriller? kind of sci- fi about uploading your consciousness into a different person. We thought it was pretty good but a little predictable. Interesting note: I slag off soup makers at the beginning of this episode but have since bought one and…

Since there were no films beginning with Q we watched an R film... Rebecca! This is a 2020 thriller and we quite enjoyed it! Please enjoy - A review of Greek food - Our ideas for smell'o'vision (Patent pending) - The return of the terrible cockney accent and Sweeney Todd musical numbers - Bad Geography - Why is murder like Pringles? - A debate abou…

For our O movie we watched the very topical movie ... Outbreak! Even though it was filmed in 1995, we recorded this in 2020 during the height of the coronavirus outbreak. So there is a lot corona/pandemic talk. We have only just got round to editing so not so relevant now If you are an anti vaxxer ... this isn't for you! In this episode please enjo…

Our P P P film was the 2008 movie Prom Night! We didn't love this movie and if it didn't have Idris Elba in it, we wouldn't have watched it at all. It was okay I guess it had some thrills but pretty much everything you've seen before. In this episode please enjoy our TERRIBLE cockney accents as we briefly touch on our original idea of the UK's own …

For our N movie we watched the 2007 movie... Next! It was a ... peculiar movie to say the least. As many Nic Cage movies are. He obviously plays the main character Frank Cadillac. A magician that can see into the future. 2 whole minutes of the future. You can hear our first ever viewing right here! Listen to our bewilderment and a lot of dog ASMR a…

For our M movie we watched the 1996 classic family movie Michael. Neither of us had seen this movie before, it was so good. It gave us the warm and fuzzies that only the 80s/90s movies can provide. It gave nostalgia even though we had never seen it. John Travolta's best role to date for sure! Although it is a family film, this podcast is definitely…

For our H movie we watched Hush, a PG 13 thriller from 1998 starring Jessica Lange and Gwyneth Paltrow. An very tense movie we enjoyed, although there was some loose ends left by then end. As we liked this movie there are spaces where we don't say much as we were so involved but you can hear the odd gasp Do excuse the sauce squirt sounds and the do…

Listen along with us watching the not new Goosebumps movie! We enjoyed this movie quite a lot, even though this is a kids movie it is still pretty creepy. This is also definitely NOT a kid friendly podcast, strong language used from the start. So tune in and relive some childhood memories ft - A short history of the pizza - A hilarious dog burp - C…

For our J movie we didn't have much choice but we watched the flop Jupiter Ascending. We didn't hate it, it had ... a lot of information to cram into a one movie. Although this is a 12 rated movie, this podcast is definitely 16+ due to the language and the adult references. Eddie Redmayne is amazing in this playing space Voldemort. We do actually r…

For our I film we had lots of choice but the randomizer we used chose for us. The Invitation. This was a 15+ NSFW thriller, we didn't feel it at the start but as you will hear we definitely get sucked into the drama by the end. Even if we don't remember any of the characters names throughout the whole thing We thought this was pretty predictable bu…

For our K movie we watched teenage rom-com The Kissing Booth 2 starring Joey King. We were not the target audience for this film but all things considered, we didn't hate it. Although this movie is a 12, we don't recommend listening to this unless you are over the age of 16 due to our language and sexual references. We thought we would go into this…

For our L film we watched a Nic Cage film: Leave Behind. WARNING: This was a proper Christian movie, if you are religious please don't take this movie or our review too seriously. Neither of us are particularly religious so if you think this might offend you maybe stay clear of this one. This is a 15 movie but the podcast is definitely 16+ due to o…

The second episode in our alphabet series. Our A movie is Anaconda ! Listen along to our commentary to this creature feature from 1997. With a pretty decent cast this movie was ... good. If you want a good old fashion thriller with little threat this is the movie for you. The effects aren't spectacular but its a fun time. We gave this a 7/10 each S…

Watch the 2016 live action BFG movie with us at Netchix and Snacks. Listen to us debate what could possibly be real or cartoon as we are never sure. Although this is a kids movie this is definitely not a kid appropriate podcast as there is strong language throughout. We both rated this 10/10 and we really enjoyed it, as fans of the cartoon we weren…

Watch along with us as we provide commentary on the 2020 Norwegian horror movie Cadaver. This movie is a 15+ and was pretty gory. Please let us know what you would do in this post apocalyptic setting. Would you choose the same fate as the main characters or do you side with us? Or something completely different? Also to note: the sound does cut out…

Watch the 1993 classic Dennis the Menace with us at Netchix and Snacks. Again Netflix BETRAYED us at the last 6 minutes but hang fire, it does resume. Although this is a kids movie, this podcast definitely isn't for kids due to adult references and strong language. We thought this movie was a nice move and rated it 7/10 So if you want to listen to …

Listen along with us watching the Netflix original movie Enola Holmes. We didn't love this movie, we found it lacked a little substance but we do have fun making our commentary. If you are wanting a serious review this is NOT it ! Even though this is 12 movie, this podcast is definitely for adults. There is a lot of strong language and adult refere…

This was a pretty anticlimactic film that didn't really live up to expectations. We will mention quite frequently how out of touch this movie will be for the majority of people as the characters are *rich* This starts quite loud in regards to packaging sounds while we eat delicious KFC, call it ASMR. I will also apologize now. I refer to the Troggs…

Welcome to Netchix and Snacks! Listen along to our pilot episode 1920. We didn't have a proper intro at this time or a plan of any sort, we kind of mention when it starts playing so match up your video to this and you should be close enough! 1920 is a 2008 Bollywood Horror or Bollyhorror is you will, set in ... 1920. We thought it was brilliant. Th…