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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.
Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the NBA's sketchy but historic trades, grammy winners, and boycotting America. For all of those "red pill" believers, you are used goods. Ryan's officially protesting American products for the next 4 years while Carlos is gladly giving his dollars for the wall. Do you remember how what life was like at 16? Because we don't. Enjoy the Super Bowl everyone, I'm putting $100.00 on Not Like Us to play first.…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Trump's craziness with these tariffs he's putting on Canada and Mexico, why isn't their more speed dating events in Toronto (potential Blank Speed dating event coming soon), and how these athletes think they can do whatever they want to massage therapist (y'all crazy). Condolences to everyone who lost their lives in the recent Washington event. Would you attend a Blank Speed Dating event? Bring your power point presentations on all your single friends, to a bar in your neighbourhood coming soon.…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode that the up and coming Monday: Trump returns to office, the end of Tik Tok in the USA (hit to our social media marketing), and that if you don't believe 90 Day Fiance is the best damn television that human beings ever created, you're lying. Please note, we do not agree with any opinions of content of the commercial break (it's definitely NSFW). Why are we so addicted to the drama of reality television? Is it the crazy couples? The Narrisitic people? Or do we just love seeing people be at their worst, either way Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the crazyiness that is the 2nd week of the new year, Joy Taylor knockin da boots to get to the top, and our boy for the last 10 years stepping down (who know this year would be this wild). RIP to the people that lost their lives in LA and best wishes to the ones who lost their homes, we wish you the best from The Blank. JT its been a blast, appreiciate the 10 years but it's time for change. You're telling me if you're Vice President calls you into their office and asks you to drop your pants to get a promotion? You know we s**kin!. Cheers to the rest of 2025.…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in the first episode of 2025, some tragedies, some good, and how women from Vancouver got big booty (Carlos is currently packing his bags as we speak). As Carlos gives some of the best advice to our youth, Ryan's looking for cheap liquor. Florida does not dissapoint with the greatest arrests during their reaction segment (recommended for our video watchers). Where would you solo travel? Carlos is coming to Japan to change the standards, Ryan's all about the jungle meat in Ghana. Welcome to 2025, we're all in for an adventure.…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in their last episode before 2025, the up's and downs, the good times, the bad, and how all of this crap about HOVA is just nonsense and absoloutely false (Carlos' words, not Ryan's). We all need to be more financially smart and stable with our money this year so that means no more trips to the strippers for their Monday Wing Deal. When a cop says you have the right to remain silent, don't try to punch them out, stay silent but just don't punch them (it never ends up good). We wanna thank you for another fantastic year of the Blank and hope you listen in for 2025, we can already assume it's going to be a wild year! Happy New Year everyone!…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's Christmas Episode: Drinking lean at the Raptors games, The Heisman trophy winner, and Carlos's triple x-rated Christmas Fantasy (it does not involve Mariah). For all the kids in Florida, don't step up to a cop. What was your favourite, GOATED gift you've ever received as a kid? Let us know in the comments. Don't mind Ryan this episode, he's feeling under the weather, while Carlos is tryna get under Mrs. Clause. Happy Holidays everyone and a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and Happy Kwanzaa to those who eat vegetables.…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Luigi's plumbing days are over, the current allegations against Mr. Big Pimpin, and how the Blue Eyes White Dragon could saved a man's marriage. Looks like 4:44 may have been Jay's last album so definitely go take a listen. America, you need to do a better job with insurance. Don't ever forget your self, love is not always worth the loss of your character, be yourself, be happy, live life the way you want and don't you forget it, shoutout to Glenn Lewis. Congrats again Selena, you should have waited for Carlos, but the boys are happy for you.…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos' emergence of Toronto's newest and greatest, all the while shakin that ass DJ (Ryan's word, not mine except for the ass part, that was mine), The Blank's holiday plans, and health insurance CEO's protecting their neck as late. Andrea from Forbes, welcome to the Some People's Kids Club, Nicki at 8?! Did you not listen to Illmatic? The Eminem Show? We have some issues with your choices, so let Carlos know if you're free Friday to talk hip hop. Welcome to December, wear your winter coats!…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the American Thanksgiving version of Some People's Kids: The Chicago Bears, the Karen of the rap industry we call Drake, and the daydreaming thoughts of winning the lottery. Drake, why you gotta do that? You think Ja Rule did the same when 50 took him down? Jay when Nas made Ether? Take the L and move on. What would you do with 80 million dollars? Ryan definitely living it up in Vegas trying not to remember things and Carlos changing his name to Dimitri, fresh off the plane from Ukraine (i don't know you no more). Get out buy your lotto ticket, you can't win if you don't have a ticket!…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode ways to handle stress, how Tyson would have ate Jake's children in his prime, and if you're waiting to buy a PS5 Pro, wait until Dec 14. While Trudeau is out here buying votes with this no GST/HST event, Carlos is arming up for Boxing Day shopping because it's going to be a blood bath, cue in the American Black Friday videos at Walmart where two people are fighting over a 65 inch tv. Thanks for staying with us for 170 plus episodes, cheers to the holiday season and 170 more.…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's brother's beautiful wedding on the water, cringe movies of the early 2000s (watch for the break for their reaction video), and the mass immigration of snow bunnies that came with the Taylor Swift concerts. You're telling me you never wanted to defend your girlfriend's honour by getting into a dance battle with your enemies? We all strive for something in life and the wedding that we attended this past weekend was definitely love. Shoutout to Kevin & Jenny!…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the elephant in the oval office, weddings, and no-nut November. Get ready everyone, the next four years will filled with entertainment, tears, drugs, and laughter (outside of the US that is). Ryan was extremely upset and heartbroken from the result while Carlos shouting from the rooftops baby: TRUMP 2024! Brace yourselves for the soap opera/MTV/e-network/4chan show that is AMERICA! (key in the: eagle scream, budlight opening sound)…
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the removal of Halloween activities in schools, it's cuffin' season so you better get ready, and when inclusiveness goes wrong (I aint tryna see the Menendez brothers wind pon a ting each other). Sponser us Kripsy Kream, our fill it in slogan matches perfect. And please, please, please Lefties, know your flags or at least know to Google a flag first before embarrising yourself on social media for the world to see. Check y'all in two weeks, Ryan is heading to the battlefield of Aurora, Colorado.…
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