Episode 3: “The Time Travel Loophole & The Squirrel Coup: How to Overthrow a President Without Getting Arrested (Just Kidding)”

“What if we could prevent political chaos before it even starts? And if that fails… what if we just used squirrels?”

Description:

In this wildly satirical episode, we take political absurdity to the next level. What if we could time travel to prevent Donald Trump’s presidency before it even began? Would we create a utopia—or an even worse timeline where Kid Rock is President? And if time travel fails, could an army of highly trained squirrels overthrow the government?

Join us as we explore the Grandfather Paradox, Hollywood’s ridiculous time travel logic, and the absolute dumbest ways to alter history (like raising baby Trump in Canada or giving him superpowers). Then, we get practical—kind of—with a step-by-step guide to staging a coup using only Twitter and 10,000 squirrels (don’t worry, they work for peanuts).

We’ll also revisit historical coups so absurd they almost worked, from Australia’s disastrous Emu War to Honduras’ real-life Clown Coup of 1977. And for those with a taste for sheer nonsense, we break down the worst possible ways to unseat a president, including banana peels, Jedi mind tricks, and a dance-off challenge Trump would definitely lose.

Why Listen?

✅ Dark humor, wild satire, and unhinged political absurdity

✅ A legally safe way to ask ridiculous questions about power and chaos

✅ Squirrel-based revolution planning (just in case)

Legal Disclaimer:

“This is a satirical podcast. Any resemblance to real-life events is purely coincidental. No squirrels were harmed in the making of this episode. If you’re a government agent, please know we respect the Secret Service, democracy, and acorn-based economies.”

Tune in, laugh (or panic), and let’s get weird.