Fasting to Jesus
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Fasting to Jesus.
I know life comes at your hard.
And you know, you get a little extra weight and little chunkiness. And the first thing you're gonna start doing is trying some diets, maybe you're just gonna go to fasting.
You know, it's where you don't eat for 24 hours, maybe three days in a row, maybe just take 18 hours off, but then it didn't work.
Next thing you know, you're on a Keto. And now you're talking about it, because that's what you do. When you're on keto. You say, Hey, I'm on keto. And you tell everybody, I'm on keto. I don't eat carbs. I feel amazing. I love it, but you don't inside deep down. You just wanted a big giant loaf of bread.
But when keto doesn't work, and you tried to intermittent fasting, next, you know, you join a gym, probably CrossFit. That's when you get in there. And next thing you know, you love heavy metal music, you got tattoos and it's all you're talking about. It's keto fasting and CrossFit.
But you look in the mirror and you're still chunky. So who do you turn to? Clearly, it's Jesus. You start walking door to door preaching the word talking about CrossFit, your keto diet, and all the fasting you've done. You've walked miles you look down, you look in the mirror, and oh my God, you've lost 50 pounds.
Amen.
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