Demi Moore? More like Demi (give me) Moore (little boys): YouTube Breastfeeding / Mommy Kissing videos, Recorder Tutorials from Mr. Bagg / naughty Asian ladies
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This week on Pop Uncultured, lots of children getting kissed by older women! Only one of them is doing pedophilia, but they're still all uncomfortable, boy howdy. JY, Mike, and I get into the topic of Whoopi Goldberg somehow (I think it was my penchant for lusting after Rubenesque, dusky-complected ladies), which launches us onto Demi Moore and the footage of her making out with a 15 yr old boy. Seriously. That exists on YouTube. Demi might be a drunken loudmouth harlot, but let's not judge her too harshly, as she was hopelessly ensnared at a very young age by the groping tendrils of that notorious nest of pedophiles we know as "Hollywood". More like HollyWEIRD, am I right people? On account of the many cases of sexual misconduct.
After busting Ghost (who you gonna call*) star Demi Moore, we move on to the wild and whacky world of babies kissing mommies on YouTube. We're not pedophiles. Mostly. Mommy kissing eventually escalates to mommy breastfeeding, which escalates to mommies breastfeeding animals, which escalates to bagpipe music and recorder tutorials, which escalates to pornography; it's the same old story you've heard a thousand times, I mean you listen to this podcast so you know the drill.
Just as an aside, this episode is hysterically funny. I know I should be billing all the episodes as that, and they all are, but damn this one made me laugh. Maybe it was in part due to my tequila-soaked editing process this week. Nevertheless, treat yourself and listen to this show, and tell your mongoloid friends about it and share in the base, lowbrow joys of being a fan of our unknown, underground, renegade podcast, you gay fucking hipster.
*I sincerely apologize for that joke. After I wrote "busting Ghost" I had to find a way to make it into a reference, but the problem is I'm not funny. I could've deleted it, but by leaving it in the description it will hopefully serve as a cautionary tale, and a hard lesson to me in the future. This is a teachable moment for me, and I think I've grown as a person already. I'm just some poor shlub like you guys, shlubbing my way down the long, winding road on my journey through this crazy ol' thing we call "life". God bless. - Sincerely**, Dram
**It was insincere, the whole thing! I'm secretly gay don't tell my dad
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