In which we finally find out what's up with the anatomically correct sex ed puppets. Theme song: No Way, by Sue and the Namies. Sound and music attribution. Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

The poem that Wallace Whitman won the poetry slam in Seattle with. Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

The Fantod Pack comes up with a solution for how to connect with others on the psychic spectrum without alerting the Opposition to their plans. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Attribution for music and effects Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

Cassandra and Simone encounter a character in the house that materializes from one of Marina’s dreams, which leads Cassandra and the Paladins to come up with a plan to combat the Opposition’s attack on magical thinkers. Theme song, No Way, by Sue and the Namies. FX and music attribution Support the show…

As Cassandra follows the trail of breadcrumbs left by a mysterious stranger for Simone on the internet, someone from the past shows up at the House of Fantods to pay his respects. Theme song, No Way, by Sue and the Namies Music and effects attribution Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

A coroner’s report, a dream, and curious doings involving Simone and the internet draw the Fantod Pack into intrigue. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Effects attribution Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

As the Fantod Pack puzzles over a series of cryptic clues, they return to find the coroner at the House of Fantods. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Music and sound attribution Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

After making sure Wallace and Simone safely arrive at their respective events in Seattle, The Paladins take Cassandra to a tarot parlor and the Random takes them to the river. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

Seventy five years after the allied liberation of France, a cryptic message is discovered that explains why the Bentley from the Paris dream is in Buckley. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

Cassandra learns more about how the mass shooter was programmed from his foster sisters while the others explore the grounds of the house in Buckley, and a ghost delivers a message to the FBI. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

The team entertains the possibility that Cthulu may be a sympathetic character, as they begin to notice striking similarities to where they’ve come from. And not all of them involve the landscape. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies Attribution: Sound by Moulaythami at freesound.org Support the show…

Cassandra begins to see a possible explanation for the psychic attacks that have been occurring, and the FBI pays a visit to the House of Fantods with questions for Simone. Theme song: No Way Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

A series of seemingly staged synchronicities lead Cassandra and the others to discuss the possibility that they and others may be under psychic attack. But why? Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

As season two opens, Cassandra finds she’s back in her home dimension in the present. And it appears she’s come with a directive. Part one of two parts. Attribution for Chan Chan by Sonidero Travesura Theme song: No Way, by Sue and the Namies. Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

Simone agrees to claim the paranormal event she filmed was staged, but after giving the film to the CIA agents, they have questions for Cassandra about her narration. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support the show…

Cassandra’s tour on the Midnight Special leads her to wonder about just who or what has been influencing minds in her own dimension. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

Cassandra begins to wonder if she’s still in the same dimension after Operation Gaslight the Gaslighters fails, and a character in a television program from her dimension makes a surprise appearance. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support the show…

As all three girls and Steven struggle with what to give each other for the Christmas morning gift exchange, the solution comes to each of them only the way it can in the House of Fantods. The Little Match Girl, by Hans Christian Andersen Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on…

Cassandra begins having the same random reminders of death that plagued Alternate Cassandra in this dimension. And she, Simone and Marina hatch a plan to engage the CIA in a little street theater. Sound effect by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage…

Cassandra wakes to what she quickly realizes is an alternate reality. And the CIA has followed her there. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Smiles of the Bathers by Weldon Kees Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

In a special House of Fantods Halloween episode, the Abuela Express gets closer to Eureka as Cassandra and Simone’s shared dream cycle intensifies, and the Opposition and Dark Energy Army collaborate in preparation for the arrival. Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

Onboard the Abuela Express, important memories begin to return as Cassandra learns that no one can mess with your dreams or your memories when you’re in a rolling Faraday cage. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Become a patron by supporting House of Fantods on …

Abuela Paladin channels her inner Karen while Cassandra sits in the Day Room at the Get Over it Institute. Marina explains gangstalking like a boss. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support House of Fantods now on Patreon! Gary Sinise Foundation Phone: 833-GSF…

Marina tracks down Cassandra's Skype number. But the voicemail the young Paladin leaves isn't the only surprise in store for Cassandra at the Get Over it Institute, which she discovers when she encounters the she-creature again. Featuring the voice of Marina Paladin. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacifi…

Cassandra is out of the padded cell but her keepers won't let her have anything to write with. How to keep a record of the weirdness that's followed her into the Get Over it Institute? Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Join my Patreon and support House of Fanto…

Steven, Wallace, the Paladins, and Cassandra all examine polarization from their own unique perspective, and the consequences of help not getting to both Simone and Cassandra in time are made perfectly clear. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support House of F…

Cassandra adopts a new mantra from a science fiction writer to cope with the hyperbolic synchronicities and her critical thinking skills reach the breaking point. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Effects Attribution: http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/…

The Tall Man focuses on Simone, who is left isolated and vulnerable to the continued gaslighting attack after Wallace slams a door between them. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. Support House of Fantods on Patreon! Support the show…

The Tall Man finds it necessary to take action when not just Simone and Wallace, but Cassandra face gaslighting attacks from the Dark Energy Army. Theme: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available on Band Camp. National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Support House of Fantods on P…

Onboard the Abuela Express, Marina finds a secret weapon against the opposition in a dream, while Wallace and Simone endure an explosive night in the House of Fantods. Theme No Way by Sue and the Namies, from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available now through Band Camp. Support House of Fantods on Patreon! Support the sh…

The House of Fantods treats Wallace to her first adventure with sleep paralysis, which leads to a confusing connection with Steven. Meanwhile, Cassandra explores a subreddit on Dark Energy and demons. Theme No Way by Sue and the Namies, from their album Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available now through Band Camp. Support House of Fa…

The House of Fantods welcomes newcomer Marina with some good old fashioned paranormal activity while Cassandra outruns the CIA and finds a hiding place, where she has an encounter with the Tall Man. Or is it David Bowie? Theme No Way by Sue and the Namies, from their album Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available now through Band Camp.…

“Are you one of them?” Simone has no idea what the strange girl at the door is talking about, but she's seen her in a dream. Dreams and waking life converge for both Wallace and Simone in the House of Fantods as two characters they've only ever seen in dreams walk into their lives. Featuring Aquarium, by Camille Saint-Saens arranged and performed b…

Cassandra thinks it may just be a coincidence that there's a Department of Defense job fair going on in Fitchburg when she's visiting, which would explain the strange car. Until the finds herself running from the CIA. Theme song: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album, Songs From the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available now on Bandcamp. S…

Cassandra has had this dream many times before: Alien robots launch a seismic attack, beginning with Humboldt Bay. But there's something different about it this time. Someone who's never been in this dream before. Featuring No Way, by Sue and the Namies, from their album, Songs From The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, available now on Band Camp. Suppo…

In The Dagon and Miss Jones, we catch up with Cassandra Speakes on the run from something she's beginning to suspect doesn't only exist in her dreams. Theme Music: No Way, by Sue and the Namies, on Songs From The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, and Future Trash. Available now on Bandcamp Support House of Fantods on Patreon! Support the show…

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Theme Song: No Way, by Sue and the Namies from their album Future Trash, available now at Bandcamp Aquarium, Camille Saint-Saens arranged and performed by Kevin MacLeod CC BY Support the showPor Adrienne Veronese

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