Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!
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Betches Media presents Mention It All, a podcast dedicated to breaking down all things Bravo. Your host, certified Bravoholic Dylan Hafer, is covering everything Real Housewives and more, including weekly episode recaps and analysis, the latest social media drama, and interviews with your favorite Bravolebrities. For more Bravo memes, commentary, and special guests, follow @bravobybetches on Instagram.
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The Partying Will Catch Up To You
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RHOBH & Southern Charm Are Finally Back (Plus RHOC, RHOP, & RHOLondon?)
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A new week brings new drama, and Dylan starts with the big announcement that Real Housewives of London is coming next year. He unpacks what we know, then moves on to spicy new trailers for Southern Charm and RHOBH. Dorit is finally activated, and we’re all reaping the benefits. Pivoting to current shows, Dylan chats about the latest episodes of Ora…
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We Finally Have VPR Updates, Sort Of (Plus RHOSLC)
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For the last episode of the week, Dylan is back to recap another chaotic but excellent episode of RHOSLC. As Angie celebrates her 25th anniversary, everyone has different bones to pick, and at least one person plans to go the distance on it… whatever that means. Earlier in the episode, there are some interesting developments in the world of Vanderp…
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The Housewives Learning Curve Ft. Erin Lichy
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On today’s episode, Dylan is joined by Erin Lichy, who’s currently in her second season holding an apple on RHONY. They debrief on the roller coaster since Erin’s last time on the show, and how her second season compares to the first. She unpacks her feelings about some of the other ladies, and why communication seems to be an issue within the grou…
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Don’t Swear On Your Kids, Please (RHOC & RHOP)
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On today’s episode, Dylan makes it through his last chunk of post-vacation Housewives catchup, discussing the latest developments on Orange County and Potomac. With RHOC in London, Alexis is thankfully benched for a few episodes, leaving Tamra to face the music when it comes to her treatment of Shannon and Jenn. Speaking of Jenn, the gloves are off…
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Tamra, Put The Phone Down (Plus RHONY & RHOSLC)
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It’s been a rough season for Tamra Judge, but her big reveal this week may have made things worse. Dylan starts the episode with an evaluation of her… evaluation, followed by some catching up with RHONY and RHOSLC. In New York, things are feeling a bit repetitive, and Ubah’s “pigeon” bit feels tired from the jump. Over in Utah, allegiances are shif…
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We Need Strong Southern Housewives Ft. Heather McMahan
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Dylan is back from vacation, and he’s joined in the studio by Heather McMahan, whose new standup special ‘Breadwinner’ just dropped on Hulu. Heather is tired of talking about herself after a busy run of press, so they stick to Bravo, and she shares which Housewives are strong southern women like her. She and Dylan also discuss the recent developmen…
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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren! For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod This week the boys sit down to discuss taking a sick day, something they haven't done since May 4th, 20…
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Is There Room For RHOSLC and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives?
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Before we enter a busy time in the Bravo calendar, Dylan finds some time to sit down with all your listener questions for an MIA Mailbag. He answers questions and responds to hot takes from across the Bravo universe, including Ariana’s next career moves and why Jenna Lyons actually wants to be on RHONY. He also evaluates the relationship between RH…
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Why Real Housewives of Nashville Wouldn’t Work Ft. Mickey Guyton
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On today’s episode, Dylan is joined by Grammy-nominated country star Mickey Guyton, who also happens to be a huge Bravo fan. Mickey shares stories from her long journey in the music industry, from auditioning for American Idol to working with Scheana in pre-Vanderpump Rules days. Mickey weighs in on long-gestating rumors of a Nashville Housewives f…
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Hyper Fixating On Bravo Is Healthy, Actually Ft. Andrew Muscarella & Joe Hegyes
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There’s nothing like meeting someone who speaks Bravo, and on today’s episode Dylan gets to know Andrew Muscarella and Joe Hegyes, lifelong friends and hosts of the Good Children podcast. They discuss their Housewives-watching journeys, and why common hyper fixations are so important. They also chat about the parallel importance of Bravolebs and Fo…
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Charli and Troye (also, we're going on tour. check the bio. for real.)
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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! PRESALE CODE ON PATREON! Chicago, Indianapolis, & Madison, you're up first Get your tickets here! For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month. Get ready to SWEAT, this week we’re talking about Charli xcx, Troye Sivan, and other dynamic duos. We also get into our own pe…
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It’s the start of a new week, and big changes are afoot in Potomac. On today’s episode, Dylan recaps the season 9 premiere, featuring new women, hush hush departures, and a true crime-style reenactment. As the Grande Dame is in DUI trouble once again, her crown is looking wobbly, but she’s not the only one with some personal drama to figure out. Le…
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The Bravo Estheticians Are Working Overtime (RHOSLC)
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After a season of Hair Girl drama on RHONJ, now it’s the Brow Girl’s time to shine on RHOSLC. Dylan is back to recap another episode, as the group heads to Milwaukee and Meredith focuses on exposing Whitney Rose’s Alibaba jewelry empire. Elsewhere in the group, Bronwyn continues to make a strong impression, and newcomer Meili gets her first taste o…
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Everybody Hates Brynn (RHONY Premiere)
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Hot Housewives Fall has officially kicked off, and Dylan dives in with a recap of the RHONY season 15 premiere. As the reboot cast returns for a second season, their dynamics are more layered, but their communication is as messy as ever. Dylan has some bones to pick, from Jenna’s off-camera relationship to Sai’s on-camera confrontation style, but o…
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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod This week, Agatha Cromwell sits down with her granddaughter Marnie Piper for the first time publicly since 2004 in a shockingly tense, no-holds-barred conversation about the state of their family, the natio…
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Broadway Needs More Bravo Ft. Marla Mindelle
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On today’s episode, Dylan is joined by Marla Mindelle, a Broadway vet who’s channeling her love of Real Housewives into her brand new show, The Big Gay Jamboree. She and Dylan talk about her Bravo background, and how the new show took shape after Marla’s success with Titanique. They also discuss the inherent theatricality of reality TV, some of the…
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After a slow Bravo summer, the calender is heating up again, and Dylan is back with a double Housewives recap episode to prove it. He starts with Salt Lake, where things come back down to earth after the dizzying premiere episode. Whitney is still in the hot seat, Mary is back to her questionable communication tactics, and the newbies Bronwyn and B…
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RHOSLC’s new season is the talk of the town, and everyone’s favorite sunglasses collector Angie Katsanevas is here to talk about it. She and Dylan talk through the circumstances headed into the season, and how Angie navigates conflict as someone who doesn’t like to hide her feelings. She gets into her lingering issues with Meredith, and why her scr…
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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month @ goodchildrenpod! We're talking about fall/Gilmore Girls/apple picking for the third consecutive year in a row but this time our opinions fall into a slightly more controversial category. Is apple picking really worth the hype? What exactly does …
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Heather’s Housewife Headaches Ft. Heather Dubrow
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Midway through a scintillating season, RHOC legend Heather Dubrow is in the studio to talk all things Housewives with Dylan. They start by discussing the franchise’s long trajectory, and where season 18 stacks up compared to the show’s underrated golden age. Next, Heather weighs in on Alexis’ return to the show, the tricky balance of friendships in…
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Is Dubai Done? And Is There Trouble In Lexie’s Paradise?
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Still reeling from the RHOSLC finale, Dylan finds the time to discuss some of the week’s other Bravo developments. First, it’s Phaedra’s DWTS debut, and her lofty goals in the ballroom. Also set to join a new show this fall is Monica Garcia… kind of. Dylan discusses her role in House of Villains, and what it might mean for her reality TV future. Fr…
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Besos, Bath Bombs, & Brilliance: The RHOSLC Premiere
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It’s RHOSLC premiere night, and Dylan unpacks all the best moments from the season five premiere. From Meredith’s bath-related beef to Angie’s literal scroll of grievances, it’s an excellent episode all around. Plus, we’ve got new women to meet, plus a returning OG. Earlier in the episode, Dylan breaks down a couple of key Emmy moments, and recaps …
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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we're joined by the iconic Yasmine Sahid for a discussion on Disney Channel and destiny. In what has been described, by us, as the best episode of the podcast, Yasmine recounts auditions as a child, the expectations vs. reality of movin…
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Move Over, MomTok; RHOSLC Is Back Ft. Heather Gay
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Utah has been the talk of the town lately, but with a new season of RHOSLC almost here, OG Heather Gay is back in the studio to remind everyone which Mormon wife was here first. She and Dylan chat about last season’s massive impact, and what it was like coming back to do it all again so quickly. Heather discusses the new women in the cast, and what…
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Dylan kicks off today’s episode with his thoughts on this year’s VMAs, and why the Bravoleb attendees are telling. Then, there’s a quick update from the RHODubai reunion (Caroline Brooks showing maturity??). Later, he breaks down the RHOC trip to Sonoma, where Alexis continues to overplay her hand and Katie might have ruined things with Heather for…
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What Are You Doing Here Without Dr. Nicole? (Plus RHODubai Reunion)
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We’ve reached reunion time for RHODubai, and Dylan evaluates whether part one brought answers to any of his burning questions. Spoiler alert: it’s not looking good. Earlier in the episode, he breaks down news across the Bravo world: Lisa Barlow lost more expensive jewelry at NYFW, Dr. Nicole is reportedly exiting Real Housewives of Miami, and Rache…
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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we discuss the trials and tribulations of early college years. From standardized testing to public bathrooms, messy roommates, and everything in between. For FREE breakfast for life go to HelloFresh.com/freegoodchildren! Go to ROCKETRX.…
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How Do Mormon Wives Stack Up To Housewives? Ft. Gibson Johns
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It’s been a relatively quiet time in the Real Housewives calendar, but there’s a new of wives to discuss, and Gibson Johns is just the person to help Dylan do it. They talk about Hulu’s breakout hit The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, including key differences from RHOSLC, the bizarre role of #MomTok, and where the show might be headed in a second se…
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A Lenny Hochstein Update & Shannon Writes A Big Check
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It’s a sad day in Bravoland, as Lenny Hochstein and his mistress-turned-fianceé have broken off their engagement. Now, will he and Lisa finally get divorced? Dylan ponders this question, and as he turns his attention to RHOC, Jenn Pedranti’s long-simmering divorce situation is even more depressing. He recaps the group’s departure for Sonoma, and wh…
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Coming in hot from the holiday weekend, Dylan brings news of Phaedra’s Dancing With The Stars casting, as well as Mauricio’s Netflix cancellation. Then, he discusses Tamra Judge’s facial journey, and why being open about plastic surgery is smart on many levels. Later, it’s RHODubai finale week, and as the season comes to a close, Dylan tries to mak…
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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we take you on a retrospective of some of our favorite family vacations, including the fateful trip to Orlando where Andrew surprised Joe on his 14th birthday. Be your most comfortable self this fall with MeUndies. Get 20% off your firs…
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The Alley Behind MIA: The Rachel Zoe Project
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As summer wraps up, we’ve got a new series dedicated to throwbacks and deep dives into the Bravo vault—it’s The Alley Behind MIA! To kick things off, Dylan is ready to die over the first season of The Rachel Zoe Project, and it’s a wild ride through the fashion faux pas and tabloid controversies of the mid-2000s. From fashion week to award season, …
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Alexis Gets Engaged, Brittany Gets Divorced
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The week comes to a close with a few major Bravo news updates, along with our regularly scheduled RHOC recap. First, Dylan shares the latest on Tom Girardi’s trial, and then he tries to contain his excitement about Brittany Cartwright finally filing for divorce from Jax Taylor. She’s free!! Then, he dives into Alexis Bellino and John Janssen’s curs…
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Kelon Campbell Radically Accepts Terri Joe
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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we are joined by the legendary man behind the greenscreen: Kelon Campbell, face of Terri Joe. We chat about growing up gay, doing scary things, vampires, ghosts, mediums, and Madonna. Head to CRAPEYEWEAR.COM/GOODCHILDREN and enter code:…
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When A Comeback Goes Wrong Ft. Louis Peitzman
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Midway through the RHOC season, Dylan is joined by writer Louis Peitzman, who has lots of thoughts on Alexis Bellino’s comeback experiment. They discuss why her approach this season is falling so flat, and the particular difficulties of being a friend of. Later, Dylan picks Louis’s brain on the upcoming seasons of RHONY and RHOSLC, and whether ther…
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Give Me Your Keys, We’re Going Back To 2008
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With Bravo’s current schedule a little light, Dylan dives into the vault and comes up with an underappreciated gem: Tabatha’s Salon Takeover. He talks about the recession-era vibes that made the show so great, and why it 100% holds up to a present-day binge. Earlier in the show, he has some Bravo updates from every corner of the internet, including…
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With the RHOC cast still on their dueling trip-lets, Dylan assesses the vibes in both La Quinta and Big Bear on this week’s episode. He also narrates the latest updates in Shannon v. Lexie, and the newly-discovered layers of Shannon and John’s financial fight. Earlier, Dylan shares news from various nooks and crannies of the Bravo world, from Melis…
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Hear that sound? It’s an avalanche of great drama and terrible outfits that could only mean a new season of RHOSLC is on its way. On today’s episode, Dylan breaks down all the best moments from the season five trailer, and what we know about the new women joining the cast. He also reacts to the Bennifer divorce news, and whether JLo would be a good…
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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we talk about the diet culture of the 2000s that made us the insecure freaks we are today. From Weight Watchers to Jenny Craig all the way down to South Beach and Atkins. PLUS: another harrowing story from Andrew. Head to CRAPEYEWEAR.CO…
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Will We Ever See Another “Legacy” Show?
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Now that RHONJ has come to an end, Dylan spends this week’s Monday episode sharing a host of Bravo news items and answering some listener questions. He recaps his experience at Andy Cohen’s wax figure unveiling, plus Bethenny and Gina’s latest social media self-deprecation. Next, he unpacks the unfortunate news about Ariana Madix’s brother Jeremy, …
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Larsa Lights, OC Fights, & Dance Moms… Delights?
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We’ve made it to the end of another week, which of course means Dylan is back to recap another episode of RHOC. As the women head out on two separate trips, Alexis continues to talk more about Johnny than anything else, and Gina suddenly finds herself all alone on Scary Island with no friends. Earlier in the episode, Dylan talks through even more M…
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RHONY’s Return & Dubai’s Offline Drama
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After a lengthy wait, we finally have a trailer for RHONY season 15, and Dylan starts the episode by sharing his reactions. He also questions whether this second reboot season could be the big test for who stays around for the long haul. Speaking of second seasons, he digs back into RHODubai after a few weeks away, and things are a bit out of sorts…
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Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon! Today we just rank some fruit to be honest. Call in for advice or with a question at (516) 366-0826! Get 20% off your first order at MeUndies, plus free shipping, at MeUndies.com/goodchildren. Get free breakfast FOR LIFE, just by going to HelloFresh.com/freegoodchildren.…
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Rails Fails & Stassi’s Reality Comeback Ft. Kiki Monique
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On today’s episode, Dylan is joined by Kiki Monique, host of the Pop Crime podcast, as she takes a morning off from attending Tom Girardi’s trial. She shares some updates on the trial, and what this all has to do with Erika Jayne. Then, they discuss the news that Stassi Schroeder will be returning to reality TV via a deal with Hulu. WTF is a docu-c…
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Are We Getting Real Housewives of Palm Beach? (Plus RHOC!)
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To wrap up the week, Dylan is back to recap the latest episode of RHOC. A few weeks into the season, several cast members find themselves in need of a strategy adjustment, and Vicki’s Christian values can’t save them. Earlier, Dylan recounts his recent Bethenny sighting, and his experience at Bravo’s cocktail bar in NYC. He also shares what we know…
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Some Housewives Are Sleeper Hits Ft. Emily Simpson
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We’re in the midst of a RHOC renaissance, so what better time for Emily Simpson to stop by the studio and mention it all with Dylan? They start by reflecting on the wild ups and downs of Orange County’s last six seasons, and how Emily has managed to ride it out and come out on top. They also talk about Housewives from past seasons returning to the …
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Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon! Another episode about bottoming what else is new? This week we cover some sensitive subjects about sensitive areas... PLUS: TikTok Shop, Crumbl Cookies, gooning, coconut oil, girth extenders, African Net Sponges, vegetables in orifices, Andrew's dating life, and proper hygiene. Ca…
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On today’s episode, Dylan returns from vacation to recap an epic RHONJ finale, and there’s no better person to help than Watch What Crappens co-host Ben Mandelker. After singing the praises of uncensored Bravo episodes, they dive into the season (series?) finale that has everyone talking. They discuss the reunion review invitation that almost ruine…
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