The most chaotic Outlander podcast you'll find! Join JeSuisPrest and MistressPandora on a hilarious adventure through the Outlander universe, as we make our way though a rewatch of the entire series from a Lord John-centric lens. Shenanigans, irreverent humor, wild bullshit, baseless headcanons, the odd legitimate fact, and maybe some actual commentary on the show will abound. If you love Outlander but hate being serious, this is the podcast for you. Spoilers are all over the place and occur ...
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In this week’s episode, “Rec(ommendation)-lander” Pan and Beth cover 708, “Turning Point.” We kick off the Lord Johnlander season 3 finale with a detailed list of alternate show recommendations from Beth to get you through Droughtlander. Pan is predictably unhelpful in that regard, but continues to multiship like a depraved lunatic. Theme music is …
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In this week’s episode, “Talk Nerdy to Me,” Pan and Beth cover 707, “A Practical Guide for Time Travelers.” We break down the major turning point in William’s character arc, Beth nerds out about history, and Pan has to take a few moments to process this week’s sexiest scene. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the …
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This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week’s episode, “Manifest It” Pan and Beth cover 705, “Singapore” and 706 “Where the Waters Meet.” We discuss the fi…
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In this week’s episode, “Lord Ellesmerelander,” Pan and Beth cover 704, “A Most Uncomfortable Woman.” This is the (Outlander) episode Beth has been waiting for. And if you’re like Pan and you’re already confused by the wobbly timeline, this is the (Lord Johnlander) episode you’ve been waiting for too. Here’s that EPA article about different kinds o…
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In this week’s episode, “Big Bangs” Pan and Beth cover 703, “Death, Be Not Proud.” It’s a lousy bingo week, and we’re mostly trying to figure out what the heck is going on with this plot. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advis…
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Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this we…
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SPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON 7! In this week’s episode, “Two Crones with Microphones,” Pan and Beth cover 701, “A Life Well Lost.” Lord John didn’t even have screen time this week, but this is Lord Johnlander, so you can’t tell that by listening to us. Pan is back to stirring the pot and Beth tries some deep breathing exercises to deal with the horro…
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In this week’s episode, “And They Were Roommates,” Pan and Beth celebrate the end of season 2 with all the nerding and shenanigans you could want. Gay monarchs? Check. Calling out historians for being homophobes? Check. A very serious discussion into the philosophical and aesthetic principles of standing cocks? You betcha. Pre-emptive correction: B…
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This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week’s episode, “Dragonfly in Pretzel,” Pan and Beth cover 213, “Dragonfly in Amber.” Beth tries to teach Pan the La…
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2.12 Prince Charlie's Milky Thigh
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This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week’s episode, “Prince Charlie’s Milky Thigh” Ness, Pan and Beth cover 2.12, “The Hail Mary.” We beat up on Claire’…
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2.11 Confirmation (Bias) Is Mine
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Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this we…
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In this week’s episode, “Pissed in Pans” Pan and Beth talk with Ness about episode 210, “Prestonpans.” We have a riveting discussion about the fine line between war chief and unhinged madman; interrogate the inherent eroticism of peeing in jars; and (completely unrelated to the previous statement) pour one out for our man Angus. The fic rec this we…
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In this week’s episode, “Lord Johnlander” Ash joins Pan and Beth to cover 209, “Jes Suis Prest.” This is the one we’ve REALLY been waiting for! Lord John may only be on screen for about five minutes, but you better believe we spend a solid hour talking about him. And Beth has some really cool history facts too. The fic rec this week is What It Is t…
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In this week’s episode, “Laughing Our Heads Off,” Pan and Beth cover 208, “The Fox’s Lair.” We imagine what planning a Fraser/Grey wedding would be like, geek out about the real Lord Lovat, and lament the ONE SCENE from the book we all wanted to see for this episode and were cheated. Here’s that wiki article Pan rambled about. No fic rec this week,…
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2.07 The One with All the Bad Things
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Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. Additional…
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Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this we…
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In this week’s episode, “Unlikely Agreement” Ness joins Pan and Beth to complain about 205, “Untimely Resurrection.” Ness made the mistake of binging three Paris episodes at once, and Beth and Pan agree that Claire is just The Worst this episode. The fic rec this week is Le Suppliante by kittyperpetua Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Tra…
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Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this we…
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2.03 Even the Characters Are Bored
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2.02 The One with All the Weenies
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In this week’s episode, Pan, Beth, Ness cover episode 202, “Not in Scotland Anymore” Join us as Ness gushes about her favorite character, Pan discusses her historical sex toy research, and Beth finds a way to talk about how much she hates “The Search” again (seriously Beth, let it go). Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence th…
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(Special) Let’s Talk About NYCC 2022
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Surprise! In this special episode of Lord Johnlander Beth and Pan talk about Beth’s experience at New York ComicCon, seeing the Outlander panels, and the best part of the entire weekend. We mention a link to a video, which you can find on Twitter and Tumblr. (Remember, all opinions expressed are our own, and we're not affiliated with ComicCon eithe…
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In this week’s episode, “Through a Glass, Tipsy” Pan and Beth cover 2.01, “Through a Glass, Darkly.” Beth is back on her Frank-hate-train, Pan forgets to silence her phone, and we gush over Minnie and Hal’s love story because it’s the best in the series. There’s no fic rec this week, but if you tag us on social media with a rec for this episode, we…
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In this week’s episode, “One More for the Road,” Pan and Beth take listener questions for the first time ever (and even answer a few)! We reflect on our first season coming to an end and give Lord Johnlander a proper send-off until season 2, which is to say, we make up a bunch of shit on the fly and fumble our way through some heinous fic vibes. We…
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Warning: This episode contains in-depth discussion of sexual violence. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week’s episode, “A Very S…
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In this week’s episode, “All Filler, No Killer,” Pan and Beth talk about both “The Watch” and “The Search,” mostly because Beth claimed she would die if she had to spend an entire episode talking about “The Search.” We get a little meta about the futility of time travel, musical paradoxes, and Claire's revelation that other people love Jamie too. T…
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Warning: This episode contains mentions of sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week’s episode, “Jamie’s Hot Girl Summer,” Pa…
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1.13 Ned Gowan, Shenanigans Slayer
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In this week’s episode, “Ned Gowan, Shenanigans Slayer.” Pan and Beth discuss the Devil’s Mark and say goodbye to Ned, who won’t make another appearance until season 3. We also talk witch trial history, late 90s movies, and Stephen King. If you listen closely, you’ll hear us mentioning the episode now and again, too. The fic rec this week is Love i…
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Warning:This episode contains mentions of sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week’s episode, “Full English Breakfast” Ness …
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Warning: In this episode we discuss domestic and sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised. If you have been affected by domestic violence, there are resources to help! You can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) or visit the website to chat anonymously with a trained volunteer. Survivors of sexual violence in…
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Warning: In this episode we discuss domestic and sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised. If you have been affected by domestic violence, there are resources to help! You can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) or visit the website to chat anonymously with a trained volunteer. Survivors of sexual violence in…
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1.09 Of Swords, Sausage, and Sporrans
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In this week’s episode, “Of Swords, Sausage, and Sporrans,” Pan and Beth try unsuccessfully to stop making references to Jamie’s sporran sausage as we delve into important topics like Ned’s pistol, Frank’s mini-club, and John’s sword-wielding abilities. We may even talk about episode 108 a little bit too! The fic rec this week is In the Eye of a Hu…
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1.08 Three Weddings and a Brothel
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In this week’s episode, “Three Weddings and a Brothel,” Pan and Beth descend into complete chaos as we discuss the canon and semi-canon weddings of Jamie, Claire, and Lord John. Beth goes off on a tangent about female pleasure, Pan rants about The Scottish Prisoner, and somehow we pull the whole thing together by the end using scrap paper and glue …
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In this episode @geekinthefuschiahair (tumblr) joins JeSuisPrest and Pan again to discuss episode 106, The Garrison Commander. This week, Pan wants to watch Jack Randall implode, JeSuisPrest explains what a bottle episode is, and Ness has never stanned Dougal harder. The fic rec this week is Beg For It by MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March …
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In this episode @geekinthefuschiahair (tumblr) / @KaiserBun87 (twitter) joins JeSuisPrest and Pan to continue their episode 1.05 rant from last week. Pan gets pissed off at Claire again, JeSuisPrest challenges Willie-haters to a duel, and Ness still stans Dougal. The fic rec this week is Die for This Kingdom by MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens …
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In this episode GeekInThePink joins JeSuitPrest and Pan for a jam-packed half hour of really intense Dougal ranting, the launch of a hot new rarepair ship you never considered, and the formation of the official Jeremy Foster fan club. No fic rec this week because this is the first half of an unintentional two-part episode. Theme music is "Hens Marc…
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1.04 A Gathering of Boars and Badgers
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In this episode we get surprisingly serious on issues of loyalty and faith, JeSuisPrest has to work extra hard to come up with bad things to say about Frank, and Pan thinks Jamie smells like horse shit.The fic rec for this episode is: On Our Lips, Begin & Tell, by JRC10 Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talen…
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In this episode, JeSuitPrest explains how Lord John is the Giving Tree, Pan makes shit up as she goes, and we agree that Father Bain has a very punchable face.Clarification from last week: In modern American terms, the procurator fiscal is a little like a district attorney. You can read more about it here.The fic recs for this episode are: Spite th…
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In this episode, we take you through episode 1.02 “Castle Leoch.” We answer the question, “Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?” and debate what constitutes “in the neighborhood.” Plus Pan finds an excuse to put penises on a spreadsheet and Je Suis Prest disparages Claire’s land navigation skills.And here’s an extra treat for you: …
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In this episode, we kick off our Outlander series rewatch with episode 1.01 "Sassenach." We'll answer the questions on everyone's minds: What in the holy hell is this mess??? and So what's Lord John up to right now? Plus, we take a deep dive into the mind of Frank Randall, Pan says some not-nice things about Hal, and JeSuisPrest recites a sonnet to…
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Podcast series trailer, season one.
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