The Free Market is at it again, giving us absolutely nothing that we asked for. From a virtual 9/11 experience to Space Cops to having five less Doritos in a bag, the only thing that could make it worse is being absolutely powerless, which, according to psychologists, we're apparently bringing on ourselves. So long story short, if this isn't the po…

In this week's episode of energy crisis proportions, Shaye and Ian and friends combine their intellectual powers to ponder the positives of high gas prices and deep holes, then swing from highs to lows and ponder if the biggest dick in Florida, Ron DeSantis, could ever fit inside of returning-to-the-office's hot new attraction: the masturbation boo…

Shaye and Ian are joined by friends Rachel and Emil to discuss what it means to be "Mickeypilled," why you should 100% lie about everything in a job interview, why the Olympics is cancelled, and whether or not IRL flirting is dead for good - and for good reason. This episode will go for the gold on teaching you how to find the love of your life, wh…

Shaye and Ian are joined by friends Craig and Eric to consider our dystopian future and realize that if anything it's actually more of a dystopian present. The gang tries to get to the bottom of whether or not to pump and dump the Metaverse, the bioethics of lab grown babies, if warcore fashion has any political message, and whether we should all s…

In this episode, Shaye and Ian are haunted by two spirits named Colin and Craig who join them to discuss if it's ok to laugh at dead people, whether or not we should fear the US Trucker Convoy, if therapists should be prescribing the news, and what it would take for millennials to fight in WWIII. (Hint, it would take A LOT.) Do your part for your c…

Ian and Shaye are joined by friends Gagan and Lauren to consider the quality of Kanye West's AIDS accusations against Pete Davidson, whether ancient artists leaving Spotify will do anything to deter Joe Rogan, The Right's new "Welfare Queen" in the Anti-Work movement, and what renting robots for $8 an hour means to the future of your job. (Hint, it…

To kick off their new season after a long hiatus, Shaye and Ian are joined by their friends and Emil and Rachel to discuss matters of grave importance, such as: Should be able to bring guns to prom and drive semi trucks cross-country? Will Tucker Carlson ever be reunited with his long lost love, the Green M&M? Should we "trust the science" when sci…

In this excessively phallic episode, Ian and Shaye are joined by fellow geniuses Rachel and Andy to discuss whether or not we should be able to change our race as freely as our gender, why Feminists take viagra like a man, Rudolph Giuliani's swan song on the Masked Singer, and whether you should sign up to take the new Taylor Swift class at NYU or …

Ian and Shaye say farewell to and reflect on season 2 which, much to Ian's surprise, encompassed QAnon, Enlightenent, and Astrology Camp. The boys have taken the latest format as far as it will go and so like a sexy buzz light year are taking a brief hiatus to find infinity's beyond. What does this mean for you? It means you'll have to relive your …

Ian and Shaye dust off their saddles and hop back on the trail to chat with country music convert and musician, Josh Tobias. We ask what's there to love about the heritage of the south, does selling music to racists make you guilty by association, and ask the question we've all been dying to know - Where have all the woke country music jews been hi…

Ian and Shaye are back and somehow worse than ever as they find themselves in the belly of the beast: The Country Music Machine. From California to Pedo Island, the boys try to see if this land('s music) truly was "made for you and me," or if as Kris Kristofferson suggested, it's just White FUBU. They're letting Jesus take the wheel as they drive b…

We're finally available on YouTube - GO SUBSCRIBE NOW TO SEE OUR GLORIOUS FACES IN FULL COLOR! This week: No camp or sleepover because Ian was gone fighting crime and investigating the underground sex rings of Washington DC for a few weeks, but he took a little break to have this totally off-the-cuff conversation. What was meant supposed to be a qu…

Ian and Shaye Zoom-Up (No it's a real phrase that cool Gen-Z kids use, honest) with comedian Isabel Hagen to real talk about some of their firsts and worsts in this honest and genuine conversation about young and adult love, dreams and anxiety, pessimism and optimism, and, for some reason, Mozart's cat-boy and poop fetishes. This week's guest: Isab…

TW: Murder, Rape, Torture. Shaye and Ian finish trash talking True Crime and put their money where their mouth is and yikes were their mouths in disgusting places. In an episode that may have been their most psychologically and emotionally taxing yet, the Camp ReEducation boys recount their very own hometown anti-hero with the Gainesville ripper, a…

If your friend made a porno, would you watch it right next to them and comment on their acting and directorial style? Because that's EXACTLY what we did! Fan favorite Andrew Hillary of the "Worst Week Yet" podcast swings by to discuss getting beat-up in fights, fascism-light, and filming himself jacking-off all night. For his Only Fans! It's a weir…

If you listen to true crime and you can't name three victims, this episode is for you. If you can, keep it to yourself, Mr. Bundy. We ask if it's okay to make content off of dead people who never consented to their stories being told, if True Crime turns people into conservatives, and if there really is such a thing as "evil." Also, some terrible p…

Do those who TikTok deserve our pity? Why did Ian's dad make them watch porn together? Why is puberty so traumatic? And seriously, why did Ian's dad make them watch porn together?! Join Ian and Shaye as they dive into all this and more, despite Shaye having just learned he was rejected from being cast on the newest season of Love Island for constan…

ONE FULL YEAR OF WEEKLY RELEASES! We get drunk on champagne after we talk with expert of all things unknown to man, Matt Neal of the Can You Believe It? Podcast about alien abductions, the paranormal, and the loneliness of conspiracy theorists. Ian comes in hot about not contacting extraterrestrial life after learning about the "alien" alien, while…

Are you tired of having to go along with your stepdad's alien abduction stories? Are you running in crop circles screaming after seeing the Pentagon's recent admission of genuine UFOs? Are you curious to learn how alien probes can spice up your love life? Then holy abducted cow, do we probably have an episode for you! Join Ian and Shaye as they tal…

Wondering what the hell these two cis, straight men were thinking discussing gender in 2021 without parental supervision, their better sense got to them and they brought in the big guns, linguist Jason D'Angelo (@gia.sed), to help unpack this emerging linguistic trend of gender and identity. Other topics include kink at pride, queer liberation vs. …

Shaye and Ian speak to a panel of the furriest of the furries, or if not the furriest, at least pretty damn furry. We get answers to all of the most hair curling questions, including: What makes you a furry or not? Who are the worst kinds of furries? What determines furry culture if it's a decentralized fandom? What's the difference between a furry…

Ian and Shaye ask the question we're all thinking: Furries are weird, right? And couldn't come to more divergent conclusions on the matter. Shaye's vapid, bullshit, one-love approach leaves Ian angry and militant on his conservative molehill built for one. Topics include: What's cooler, Wolverine or a furry? Is animated animal-humanoid porn a valid…

Neopronouns. No, they're not Neo's Pronouns. You know - Neo, from the Matrix? Remember him? Anyway, while this isn't that, it certainly is mind-bending. In this potentially very offensive episode, Shaye and Ian dive into linguistics' latest loophole and try to understand if being called Bink, Boink, or Bug is a radical new way to think about gender…

Ian and Shaye strike out after an endless series of foul balls (not their fault, there was a 12 mph tail wind blowing from the NE, and the dew point was spiking!), fortunately this week's designated hitters really knocked it out of the park. There were (literally) peanuts and cracker jacks, but you can bet your ass we'll never go back, cause it's o…

Ian and Shaye slide headfirst into their very first sport-themed camp ever: baseball. They would tackle this topic, but that's not a baseball pun. So they homerun the living shit out of a brief compendium of extinct sports, what it means for something to be an American cultural product, and what constitutes "masculine" activities in a world of incr…

Ian wants everyone to be totally clear that this episode's title is a pun combining tarot with terrified. Was that clarification necessary? Did you think it was Clarified and Tarot? Or Verified and Tarot? Or are you like Shaye and get how fucking obvious this pun is. Anyway, we're joined by the incredible and hilarious Brittany Brave to sit down an…

Shaye and Ian have eaten themselves to near death and back and somehow don't feel great about it. Topics include Mukbang trigger warnings, Chinese censorship, and exactly how racist Apu was. This episode is an emotional rollercoaster, so despite what the topic suggests: DO NOT EAT BEFORE RIDING! This week's featured artist: Thierry Larose with "Can…

This week Ian and Shaye quibble over one of the messiest Internet subcultures they've ever had the pleasure (or misfortune) of stumbling upon: Mukbang. A portmanteau of the Korean words "to eat," and "broadcast," Mukbang encompasses an entire ecosystem of different videos of people stuffing their faces on camera. And for every video of this availab…

Ian and Shaye become America's Next Top Emo people and talk with the amazing, real life emo rapper and producer Fantasy Camp about what the genre is, isn't, and how to make it. PLUS! We get really invested in the question of whether art is even important anymore and will never forgive each other for what was said. Our Guest and Featured Artist: Fan…

Since you asked! We dig in a little deeper to the actual experience of our immersions, the relational and psychological toll it takes on us, our most and least favorite experiences, and the camps that most made us wonder how the fuck we ever came to hold some of our beliefs. All this and more, in a special glimpse of your favorite campers getting r…

We dive into the world of Emo Rap, Face Tats, and Throwbacks as we explore one of the fastest growing music genres and try to figure out what the hell is going on. Why are we all so sad? Why do all these emo rappers keep dying? And why can't we? Lord knows we've tried! So yeet on down and get your mom's name tattooed right on your eyeball, cuz It's…

Shaye and Ian are joined by the hilarious and thoughtful Andrew Hilary, a Pittsburg based comedian and host of the Worst Week Yet and Best Enemies Podcasts. In this episode, the three boy toys divulge the long awaited secret of what exactly it is that men talk about in therapy, whether it's okay to steal your social media posts for their content, a…

Shaye here - Ian FINALLY comes to his senses after our expert guest, the Venerable Jue Qian, Buddhist Nun and teacher kindly redirects his blind rage inward towards the ego that won't stop making him these f*cking tin foil hats. There are tears, there are cheers, is the earth a sphere?? - everything you'd want from these definitely not cyborg spamb…

In a Camp ReEducation first, Ian and Shaye just can't agree in their most contentious camping session yet. As Ian suggests, is there a problematic element to the cultural appropriation of what he sees as a spiritual practice? Or as Shaye counters, should two atheistic satanists concern themselves with spiritual matters at all if there are scientifi…

We sit down with Drew Rosenthal, the producer of the viral sensation Crackhead Barney and Friends to talk about civility in art and politics. Guest: Drew Rosenthal of Crackhead Barney and Friends and BeHappyForOnce https://www.instagram.com/crackheadbarneyandfriends/ https://www.instagram.com/behappyforonce/ Find Us Everywhere: https://www.instagra…

Concluding our two-week cocaine bender, we manage to ask each other (and some of you!) some tough questions about our withering collective connection to Wall Street and what political obligations we might have to enrich ourselves. Guests: Mohammad Khan from the Broke Millennial Finance Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7AURZ898TO93WIJw1dqhWf?si…

Lions and tigers and Bear Sterns, Oh shit! This week we take a look at the man behind the curtain and hate every single thing we find there. Shaye finally puts his Master's degree to use, and Ian finally . . . uh . . . well, Ian's here, too, and that's not nothing! So come on down and test your financial literacy, because we're willing to bet money…

After reading an article on the internet, Ian gets paranoid about our Mad Max dystopian future. So to save this poor man's mind we bring in what we had hoped would be a calming voice to set the record straight. We're joined by the one and only, Marcelo Fuentes, to talk about our cumulative terror from trading water as a financial asset! Find Us Eve…

After we calmed down and took some deep breaths, we realize we REALLY needed some expert help to better understand what in the hell we were dealing with. The stars must have answered our prayers or something because DAMN did we get some great insights from this week's guests. Chris Brennan: https://www.chrisbrennanastrologer.com/ Ashley Flores: htt…

After one week of immersion, we rant and rave about Astrology and its place in society, politics, and dating. We might have gone too far . . . . . (this punctuation is a joke to us) But screw it, we're only this ignorant once! Make sure to listen to the follow up episode where we speak with the experts who help set us straight. This week's featured…

We will we will rock Q - with this amazing finale to QAnon camp! We round out our two week immersion and speak with Q Clearance's Jake Hanrahan about Free Speech, Censorship, and the environment that gave rise to the cult of Q. Learn more at https://www.jakehanrahan.com/ This week's featured artist is Emily Rose with "Holy Father" https://open.spot…

We take the red pill, we follow the white rabbit, and we finally wake up, sheeple! Just kidding, this is an actual cult. But just how dangerous is it? We try to make sense of this strange political delusion as we laugh through the horror. This weeks featured artist: Mute Choir with "Familiar Ways" https://open.spotify.com/track/1pCenMuvaQA5eManClGL…

Season One is over and we couldn't be more excited for what's to come! Stay tuned for the Season Two Premiere on January 6th. And listen to the end of today's episode for a special treat from yours truly! MOST IMPORTANTLY: Prove how much you love us by following our f***ing Instagram RIGHT NOW. www.instagram.com/campreeducation For every new follow…

K-guided by our amazing K-sherpas through the K-darkness, we K-learn about the K-nuance and K-intricacies of -- that's right, you guessed it! -- pop music that comes from the southern part of the Korean peninsula. (Someone should come up with a catchier name for that!) This week's experts: The Cut's Callie Beusman and Kathleen Hou This week's featu…

K-Pop: No one knows where it comes from or what it wants. Professional paranormal investigators Ian & Shaye® brave the unknown and go face to face with the Goliath. There are laughs, tears, and plenty of hopelessness for sharing. Now Streaming - Only on Camp ReEducation. This week's featured artist is Mickey Darling with "Pink Socks" https://open.s…

We... are learning about K-pop. That's fun for us. You will like it. We make some jokes - good ones. If you don't like that, there are a lot of jokes in this episode. So... You should definitely listen. #1 Most Professional Podcast! [dabs] This week's featured artist: Bore with "Yield." Add to your favorite playlist now! https://open.spotify.com/tr…

OUR FIRST EVER SLEEPOVER CAMP! A new episode format straight from the genius minds that brought you the other episode format! *** Hey Ian, don't forget to replace this text with the episode description, you know, that really awesome one we talked about on Monday's marketing meeting - the investors were really adamant we use it. Seriously... don't f…

As a very special gift to all our beautiful listeners, we're giving you a sneak peak into the exclusive content available on our Patreon! This is the full Microdosing Camp interview with Linus Naumann, the science writer from the Max Planck Institute who blew our minds with his perspectives on psychedelics, microdosing, and philosophy. Become a Pat…

We have learned that there's nothing like a good friend to hug and kiss your bloody wounds at the end of the day. Love knows no bounds, and friendship knows something too. Listen to us learn about friendship from an Anthropologist, a Psychologist, and a Canadian Spy. This week's featured artist: Color Collage with "What a Time to Be Alive." Add to …

Friends - everyone has them but you... and us... and everyone else... WHERE DID ALL THE FRIENDS GO? It's our first week of trying to make friends since we became adults and it's not looking so good. This week's featured artist: The Living Strange with "In Another Life" Add to your favorite playlist now! https://open.spotify.com/artist/3KFCf9WZ1oRE4…