It's Graves World! GRAVES WORLD! Party time! Excellennnnnt! Though all we seem to remember from this episode is sexy female Vulcan!Por Bald, Spikey & Bearded

LISTEN TO US! LISTEN TO US! WE ARE ALL IN THIS......TOGETHER!!

We're BACK! We're actually BACK! It's 2023 and we start off the year by being OUTRAGEOUS with the Wish.com Han Solo! He's a rogue you know! He's outrageous and a rouge! And he clearly spends his 30 minutes on the Enterprise giving STDs to all the female crew members! Such a rogue......

Was hoping to sneak this into a Christmas Special, but the dreaded COVID has put the brakes on that! Bastard! Michael Bell aka the ACTUAL Groppler Zorn wishes us a Merry Christmas! We are indeed blessed! This may have made our day :) Michael is on Cameo, and we couldn't be happier to spam the link to his Cameo for anyone who wishes to get a message…

We're back from our illness.....again! (We're weak) to talk about that great American tradition of doing Dick Van Dyke English accents when trying to tackle English literature! Alrite guv'na! Let's put another shrimp on the barrrrrbieeee..... By the way I have COVID as I'm writing this, so feel sorry for me.....…

We once again step upon the small rouge one to meet a crew so bored with their lives, they think sticking old cycling helmets on their head makes them enter the Metaverse! And the Metaverse manifests itself as a crap Welsh beach! Can't beat British Sci-fi!

What the hell is Blake's 7? Is it about a group of seven followers of a man called Blake? No....there were 5......until Blake wasn't there any more.....THE TITLE MAKES NO SENSE! Join us as we chat through his underrated British gem. Like classic Doctor Who but with a touch of dystopian nightmare? You'll love Blake's 7.…

Another week off due to Brandon's obscure illnesses! Sorry! But we finally return to chat TNG! Worf has de-evolved into a Steroid dosed Rottweiler, and the crew meet yet another higher being in space who is out to mess with and kill them! The one time we want Wesley in the room, and he mysteriously disappears! There's no justice....…

We return to the small rouge one to talk about the first episode of Season 2! Rimmer is learning a made up language while Lister is polishing his knob. They then come across a distress signal from 3 very lovely ladies! A dwarfers dream!? Perhaps not.....

We actually made it to Season 2 of TNG! Brandon has recovered from his Groppler Zorn Fever, so we return from our unexpected hiatus to bring you a stupidly long episode where we talk about the many changes to Season 2, including the the new Dr, Roman Polanski, and the grand introduction of some famous facial hair! Not to mention some space rape! It…

One of our guest hobos returns to talk Red Dwarf! Today we talk Stereo Rimmers and cold soup, mixed in with some talk about nancies!

We FINALLY get to the end of Season 1 TNG! We find out Worf likes walking into doors like a video game glitch, we meet the Romulans who ARE BACKKKKKKK apparently. Bev gets groped by a 20th century yokel druggie! And we find out that someone should really put Face ID on the Enterprise's iPhone. Oh and we introduce our glorious new show trailer!…

We return to Red Dwarf to meet the menace that is the Quaagar Warrior! And an old cat with a plastic sausage and a donut fixation. A standard Red Dwarf outing!

HIS HEAD BLEW UP! HIS FRICKIN' HEAD BLEW UP! Join us as we talk about an episode with villains that have all the subtlety of....well someone's HEAD EXPLODING! Now get me some of those worms! I love me some space worms!Por Bald, Spikey & Bearded

We return to Red Dwarf to talk about Future Echoes! The first heavy sci-fi concept in the show, and one of the best. Rimmer gets a new haircut, Lister suffocates himself with shaving foam and Cat offers to cut limbs off to save his suits! It's all going on!

We return to TNG to discover maybe we shouldn't have bothered! We turn Picard's lame love story into a Spanish telenovela, complete with cheesy soap music! Also Data does some timey whimey stuff!

Well we spent half of the Star Trek TNG episodes talking about it, so we might as well jump into fully chatting about Red Dwarf, starting with the very episode. Weirdly, we spend half the episode talking about Star Trek.......we're no good at this......Por Bald, Spikey & Bearded

IT'S A LIVE AUDIO COMMENTARY SPECIAL! We wanted the youngling's live reaction to this episode for no reason at all, yup...no reason! Join us for an episode where Tasha Yar actually gets some character development....of sorts....She finally ticks Worf off her 'Screw the entire crew' list at least!

Join us for a very special episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where we find out drugs are bad but Picard doesn't give a shit and isn't going to do anything about it because RULES! We also find out that Tasha Yar's Rape Gang home planet is even worse than we thought! Remember kids, drugs are bad! But they do make you feel good........…

Join us for our 20th episode special! Special in that we invited a different homeless guy from the street to join us for a completely random episode!...... SPECIAL! When we're not wondering who that creepy actor is who has been in everything but we can't remember his name, we're talking to our new homeless friend about what a Star Trek is.....…

ARGGGGGGGGGGGH! That's Klingon for back story! And we finally get some for Worf after almost a whole series of him being the guy that growls a lot and gets slapped around!

Back from our 2 week hiatus, we jump straight into 'Coming of Age' Where we meet Commander Rectum and Quinn, who angrily try and stalk Enterprise crew members. Meanwhile Wesley gets to meet his greatest hero, Mordock, YES THEEEE MORDOCK of the Mordock Strategy Fame! Fangasm!

An episode with actual SCIENNNNNNCE! An episode that could have been boring but actually wasn't. And of course our latest catchphrase UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER :D Available on a T-Shirt from GropplerZornMerch.com !

Just when you think TNG has its fair share of annoying children, this episode pops up to give us a whole frickin' episode full of 'em! On the upside, they get kidnapped! On the downside, they get returned.......

Ooof! This one was a struggle! So much so I think we end up going off topic about 57 times throughout this episode! Join us as we drag ourselves through this Benjamin Button ripoff, and veer off into talking about Doctor Who, then try and order a Cameo video from the TNG cast, and frankly anything else!…

A very special episode of our podcast! We invite a fan of the show sleeping rough on the street outside to come in and join us, and Deimos keeps randomly interrupting the flow of conversation! In between all that we somehow manage to fit in a discussion about the Binars and Minuet!Por Bald, Spikey & Bearded

An episode the writers thought was soooo clever because traditional gender roles were reversed! But it just turned out as the planet of the bad acting Amazons. In this episode, we discuss Riker's love of Snoo-Snoo, and Brandon's suspicious hatred of Trent.

A second Android is found that turns out to be Data's brother. But of course he turns out to be EVVVILLLLLLLLL!!!! This episode also introduces probably the most quoted line in the whole of TNG's history, at least for us......

It's our Easter Special! Where we sidetrack from Star Trek for a while to discuss....a Star Trek parody....... In this episode we chat through the love letter to Star Trek that is 'Where No Fan Has Gone Before'.

The episode where Picard plays a Dick, and Wesley becomes one step closer to being our next voodoo doll! Join us as we discuss the first episode in a series of episodes based on the 'Holodeck malfunction episode' trope.

The Introduction of the most annoying mother in the galaxy, and some shocking 80s hairdos! It can only be Haven! Set phasers to awkwardddddd....Por Bald, Spikey & Bearded

WESLEY GETS STABBED! As far as i'm concerned, nothing else happens in this episode. WESLEY GETS STABBBBBBBBBED! yada yada Q powers, Riker etc.Por Bald, Spikey & Bearded

The Introduction of the Stargazer! Yay! The Re-Introduction of the Ferengi......eurgh! Yet another episode where Dr Crusher discovers a mysterious ancient disease known.....as a HEADACHE! WUHHHT!? Join us for the least exciting Battle in all of Battledom!

We finally reach the fabled Planet of the Sexy White People. Or the Planet of the Horribly 80s wigs. Or the planet of Gene Roddenberry's weird fetishes. Whatever! Of course being a planet of 'sensual pleasure', the first thing the crew do is beam down......with Wesley!? What could possibly go wrong.......…

Yes we actually got the episode right this time! Join us as we wonder who are these mysterious delegates are that are fighting on the Enterprise, which is obviously the big plot point in this episode.....until it gets forgotten entirely when Picard becomes Emperor Palpatine.

Join us as we.......completely screw up and start talking about the wrong episode. Most professionals would edit it out and start again, but not us! In this episode, Wesley meets the Space Paedophile and Picard meets his dead mum, all while travelling further than any one has ever travelled in the universe. Comedy gold!…

The Introduction of the Ferengi! The most villainous villains who have ever villained! Or not..... In this episode, we try and make sense of the big eared rats, in an episode so exciting, we actually forget what happens in most of it! This episode is Sponsored by Groppler Zorn's hair stlying products. Go to www.gropplerzorn.com and enter promo code…

So.......lets not beat about the bush, this is the infamous episode that features the planet of the Black people. We try and find some positives in this notorious nadir of the TNG episodes. At least Tasha gets to kick ass, right!?Por Bald, Spikey & Bearded

A brand new Star Trek series came to being in 1987! In 2022, two seasoned Star Trek nerds show it to somebody who has never seen it before. Knowing how successful the show would become, it's hilarious to see the reaction to these first few episodes. Today we start with the not-so-classic 'Encounter at Farpoint'. Oof.......…

A sequel to an Original Series episode that no one wanted, this is the episode where characters we've just met get shitfaced and embrace their multiple techniques! Join us as the poor sod who has never watched 'Star Trek - The Next Generation' before tries to understand how this show made it to seven seasons.…