Joe's uncle might not have actually been eaten by cannibals, but these Chumps won't him live down this goof. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.Por Howie Carr

Howie welcomes Aidan Kearney to the show as the Karen Read trial begins. Turns out, it's very hard to find an unbiased jury because of the work Aidan has done investigating the facts of the case.Por Howie Carr

The buck stops at Alejandro Mayorkas when it comes to the death of Laken Riley, whose killer crossed the border illegally. For some reason, Mayorkas and millions of illegals roam free while President Trump sits in a very cold courtroom in Manhattan.Por Howie Carr

Howie gets a call from someone residing in America's hat (that is, Canada) who explains the strange infatuation with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. That sparks a conversation about dictatorship, naturally. Then, listeners air grievances about federal funding headed to Ukraine while illegal aliens are destroying the cities and towns here.…

Howie had quite the run-in at Mar-a-Lago last night, and no, it wasn't with President Trump. Tune in for Howie's story from yester-evening as well as an update on Trump's Manhattan trial and the latest stats on people fleeing Massachusetts.Por Howie Carr

The urban terrorists return to the streets of New York, this time on Columbia University's campus. Then, Grace shares the disappointing news that Ilhan Omar's daughter has been suspended from school for similar events.Por Howie Carr

Speaker Johnson is taking the heat from the rest of the Republican Party as he moves more and more towards the middle on these pesky foreign aid packages. Grace welcomes Chris Bedford of The Blaze to the show to weigh in. Then, Emma Foley joins for this week's round of Woke or Joke, the game where callers do their best to guess if a headline is rea…

Grace has diligently documented all of President Biden's tales of senility, but this one might outdo even the ballad of Corn Pop. Joe Biden's latest story involves his Uncle Ambrose and cannibals...YES, cannibals! Tune in for Grace and Jarred's takes on that.Por Howie Carr

While Dr. Jill Biden struggles with the pronunciation of "bodega," Donald Trump spent his Tuesday evening (after a long 8-hour day in court) at the convenience store that was robbed at gunpoint less than two years ago.Por Howie Carr

Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.Por Howie Carr

Filling in for Howie is Maine man Aaron Chadbourne, who comes in swinging at Speaker Mike Johnson as he does his network news tours. Aaron points to one particular interview with CNN's Jake Tapper where Johnson is starting to sound more and more centrist by the day. Then, Aaron takes calls from his fellow Mainers who are fed up with Draconian Gover…

The oral arguments against January Sixers took place at the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday. Howie shares the slam dunks from Justice Neil Gorsuch that highlight the hypocrisy and double standards of the Biden Department of Justice.Por Howie Carr

Howie takes a deep dive into one of the uber-elitist Biden disciples doing the bidding of Sleepy Joe. Then, join Grace, Taylor, and Howie as they sift through this week's bag of Hate Mail.Por Howie Carr

You aren't ready for the latest lore out of the Biden family. It involves a plane crash, cannibals, and good ol' Ambrose Finnegan. Well, if you can make out the tall tale from the mumbling, all power to you!Por Howie Carr

Grace has been following the Karen Read case for quite some time, and now, as it goes to trial, she welcomes independent journalist Turtleboy to the show to share the latest on jury selection.Por Howie Carr

Grace brings in the big guns to explain two major cases this week. First, columnist David Marcus breaks down the Manhattan jury selection for President Trump's hush money case. Then, Neil McCabe shares the latest findings in the ongoing fiasco regarding the Washington, D.C. protest on January 6, 2021.…

President Trump figured, hey, might as well use the time in the Big Apple to his advantage. He headed to the bodega where a clerk was robbed at gunpoint and subsequently charged under corrupt D.A. Alvin Bragg for defending himself. A crowd met the former president there, cheering and shouting "Four more years." If this is NYC, how does the rest of …

The Act used to indict over 300 people from January 6th has made it to SCOTUS. Justice Samuel Alito grills U.S. Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar about the obvious hypocrisy and double standard of justice.Por Howie Carr

If your quip wasn't quite good enough for the Chump Line, you're still in luck. Welcome to Chopped Chumps, where the Howie Carr Radio Network team houses the second-tier submissions.Por Howie Carr

Callers wrap up Toby's final hour with all questions 2nd Amendment.Por Howie Carr

After another day in the Chump Line's driver's seat, Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works welcomes Mark Smith of Four Boxes Diner to the show to discuss the Supreme Court hearing in Washington today. Mark breaks down the argument from Alito that exposed the hypocrisy of the Leftist Department of Justice.Por Howie Carr

Toby and callers react to the second day of President Trump's criminal trial in Manhattan. Is this going to backfire on Democrats?Por Howie Carr

Toby fills is for Howie and covers Democrats' interest in protecting Ukraine's border, but not our own. Plus Grace's News.Por Howie Carr

John Kirby scrolls through his excuse manual over Biden's failure to stop Iran's attack on Israel. Plus Toby Leary explains why there is a sudden interest for guns among California residents.Por Howie Carr

Jake Novak tells Grace the media is being too soft on Palestinian "protestors" blocking bridges and airports. Plus more on Biden's pathetic "please don't" to Iran.Por Howie Carr