Jeff Somers is the author of the Avery Cates series, the Ustari Cycle, Chum, and Writing Without Rules. He also generates 45% of all the freelance writing in the universe. In each episode, Jeff will pour a drink and discuss one of his works of short fiction, from inspiration to publication, and then read the damn thing with sound effects and asides. He invites you to pour a drink and settle in with him for a self-centered and self-deprecating tour of his literary universe. Also, take off you ...
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 76: How to Completely, Absolutely, and Totally Fail to Brew Beer at Home
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 76: Author Jeff Somers drinks some John Henry Single Malt Whiskey and reads his essay "How to Completely, Absolutely, and Totally Fail to Brew Beer at Home," somehow not bursting into teas as he contemplates all that lost beer. So much loss. jeffreysomers.com seanferrell.wordpress.com…
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 75: Under the Umbrella
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Kura The Whisky and reads his interview "Under the Umbrella: The Sean Ferrell Interview," which can be found at https://kgbbarlit.com/lit/non_fiction/s. jeffreysomers.com seanferrell.wordpress.comPor Jeff Somers
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Great Jones Straight Bourbon and reads his essay "The First Time I Ever Got Fired," originally published in Angry Thoreauan #27, November, 2000. jeffreysomers.com innerswine.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 73: To Die In the Rain
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Penderyn Legend Whiskey and reads two essays from his old zine, The Inner Swine: "To Die. In the Rain. What Kind of Writer Are you Anyway?" and "Everybody Wants to Rule the World. Except Me." jeffreysomers.com innerswine.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 72: The Five People You Meet in the Laundromat
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Nepalese Gurkhas and Guns Whiskey and reads two essays: "The Five People You meet in the Laundromat" and "Jeff Somers for Poet Laureate of Hoboken." jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 71: The Socioeconomics of the Private Detective
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Michter's Small Batch Bourbon and reads his essay "The Socioeconomics of the Private Detective," published in 2015 by the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 70: The Devils In The Details
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Rampur single cask and reads his essay "The Devil's in the Details," published in 2003 by the Drexel Online Journal. jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 69: I Wrote a Novel Because People Are the Worst
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Oban 14 and reads his essay "I Wrote a Novel Because People are the Worst," published online in 2014 to promote his novel "We Are Not Good People" jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 68: The Inner Swine's Guide to Ignorance
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Michter's bourbon and reads his essay "The Inner Swine's Guide to Ignorance: Episode One, Just Peanuts to Space," published by Brutarian Magazine back in the distant past of 2005. jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 67: The Curse of the Little Dogs
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Nikka Taketsuru whiskey and reads his silly essay "The Curse of the Little Dogs," which remains one of the most controversial things's he's ever published. jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 66: You're Eating Yourself, You Don't Believe It
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Author Jeff Somers drinks classic Glenmorangie A Tale of the Forest and reads his essay "You're Eating Yourself, You Don't Believe It" which was published in Angry Thoreauan way back in 2001. jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 65: The Company I Keep
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Author Jeff Somers drinks classic Glenmorangie 10 Year and reads from his novel "The Company I Keep," which he had to delete 90% of to make it a success.Por Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 64: Black House
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Piggyback Bourbon and reads from his novel "Black House," which exposes just how much of a huge nerd he really is. INFO ON CHRISTOPHER MANSON'S MAZE: http://www.intotheabyss.net/ PLAY 'BLACK HOUSE': https://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/j88rplavbe66kkxylunp9g/black-house REVIEW OF 'BLACK HOUSE' GAME: https://intfict…
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 63: Forever Man
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Redbreast Cask Strength Pot Still Whiskey and reads from his novel "Forever Man," which is so nice it kind of failed twice. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 62: Book of Days
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Basil Hayden Kentucky Straight Bourbon and reads from his novel "Book of Days," which isn't exactly a Failed Novel but grew out of failure nonetheless. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 61: The Only Time Chapter One
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Cirka No. 3 and reads chapter 1 of his failed novel "The Only Time," which bears some eerie (and prescient) similarities to a very successful film franchise. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 60: The King Worm
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Nikka From the Barrel whiskey and reads chapter 15 of his failed Avery Cates novel "The King Worm," where mistakes were definitely made. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 59: The Weak Theory of Mike Edelson
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Courage & Conviction Cuvee and reads chapter one of his failed novel "The Weak Theory of Mike Edelson," which he honestly doesn't even remember writing. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 58: The Very Merry Pranksters
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Author Jeff Somers slums it with Tullamore D.E.W. and reads chapter one of his failed novel "The Very Merry Pranksters," which was a great idea he was too lazy to develop properly. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 57: Almost As Delightful Chapter One
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Old Granddad and reads chapter one of his failed novel "Almost As Delightful," which he was forced to write by his wife. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The Night Will Echo Back at You Chapter One
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Author Jeff Somers drinks Monkey Shoulder whiskey and reads chapter one of his failed novel "The Night Will Echo Back at You." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 55: The Rite of Death Chapter One
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Author Jeff Somers drinks Kavalan whiskey and reads chapter one of his failed novel "The Rite of Death." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 54: Collections Chapter One
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Author Jeff Somers drinks Black Whiskey made from black Andean corn and reads chapter one of his failed novel "Collections." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 53: The Intergalactic, Pandimensional Light Show
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Basil Hayden Red Wine Cask Finish whiskey and reads his very early short story "The Intergalactic, Pandimensional Light Show," which he wrote when he was 17 years old and published in a zine called "Being" in 1990. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 52: Pro Bono
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Van Brunt Stillhouse Empire Rye then reads his Avery Cates short story "Pro Bono." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 51: From Hell's Heart
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Author Jeff Somers drinks Nikka Coffey whiskey then reads and discusses a short story he wrote just a few weeks ago, presented without any editing or revision at all, because he likes to live dangerously. And also drinks too much. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 50: A Meek and Thankful Heart
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Author Jeff Somers drinks High West Campfire and discusses his novella "A Meek and Thankful Heart," published by Buzzy Mag in 2013. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 49: The God of East Baker Street
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Uncle Nearest 1856 and discusses his short story "The God of East Baker Street." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 48: Friend of the Devil
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Author Jeff Somers drinks French whiskey and discusses his short story "Friend of the Devil," published in Lullaby Hearse in 2003. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 47: Time Will Forgive
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Asbury Park Distilling Double Barrel Bourbon and discusses his short story "Time Will Forgive," published in The Portland Review in 2001. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 46: The Electric Church Chapter One Through the Years
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some 29-year-old single malt whiskey from Bushmills and discusses the evolution of Chapter One of his second novel, "The Electric Church" between 1993 and 2007. www.jeffreysomers.com
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 45: And Still Insists He Sees the Ghosts
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Hurry and cure death, kthanx
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 44: "The Defragmentation of Thomas Crane"
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Wild Turkey and discusses his short story "The Defragmentation of Thomas Crane," which appeared in "The Urban Bizarre" approximately a lifetime ago. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 43: Lifers Chapter 10, "Angel-Headed Hipsters"
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Author Jeff Somers drinks Compass Box Artists' Blend and discusses Chapter 10 of his debut novel "Lifers." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 42: Rolls Upon Prank
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Author Jeff Somers drinks Adnams Single Malt and discusses his short story "Rolls Upon Prank," which is about cats solving a mysterious death and was published in Mystery Weekly in 2018. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 41: Up The Crazy
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Author Jeff Somers drinks Mellow Corn whiskey and discusses his short story "Up The Crazy," which he wrote to promote his novel "Chum" and its connection to his debut novel "Lifers" via a shared universe. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 40: Self-Inflicted, Glorified
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Matsui Sakura Cask whiskey and discusses his short story "Self-Inflicted, Glorified," which is really two stories in one. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 39: When the Man Comes Around
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Floki Icelandic whiskey and discusses his short story "When the Man Comes Around." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 38: The Bunker
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Glendalough Cask-strength Irish whiskey and discusses "The Bunker," a short story he wrote in May. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 37: Watch the World Die
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Tin Cup Rye and discusses his short story "Watch the World Die." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 36: And I Don't Know the People Who Will Feed Me
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Glenmorangie Lasanta and discusses the first short story to appear in his zine "The Inner Swine," "And I Don't Know the People Who Will Feed Me." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 35: Chum Chapter 10
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Yamazaki 12 Year and discusses Chapter 10 of his novel "Chum," published 2013. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 34: Supply and Demand
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Known sophisticate and author Jeff Somers drinks some basic Wild Turkey and discusses his short story "Supply and Demand," which appeared in "No Bars and A Dead Battery." www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 33: Zilla, 2015
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Author Jeff Somers drinks a Kane Sneak Box or 4 and discusses his short story "Zilla, 2015," which appeared in The Lascaux Review in 2019. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 32: Writing Without Rules
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Author Jeff Somers drinks OEC Brewing's Coolship Lager and discusses how and why his book "Writing Without Rules" came to be, then reads Chapter 1 with a minimum amount of drunkenness. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Redbreast Cask Strength and discusses the Ustari Cycle short story "Nigsu ga Tesgu," which appeared in the anthology Urban Enemies in 2017. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 30: Three Cups of Tea
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Macallan Double Cask Gold and discusses his short story "Three Cups of Tea," which appeared in the anthology Hanzai Japan in 2015. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Green Spot pot still whiskey and discusses his short story "No Great Trick," which was published by the Drexel Online journal in 2003. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Michter's American Whiskey and engages in some blatant self-promotion by reading and discussing his novella "Fixer," part of his Ustari Cycle series. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 27: The Hideous Children of Mike Palmerton
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Author Jeff Somers drinks some Four Roses, struggles with the world's worst memory, and reads his short story "The Hideous Children of Mike Palmerton," which he wrote in 2003 and promptly forgot all about, because he is incompetent. www.jeffreysomers.comPor Jeff Somers
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