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What starts as a casual discussion about malls quickly mutates into an unhinged, spiral through the sacred rituals of ‘80s adolescence. Marvel as Chris and Jeff take on the unmatched power of an Orange Julius, and undeniable importance of meeting a girl at Sam Goody. But hold on—there’s more! A deep confession about a fraudulent baptismal certificate, a wild detour into the mafia-like mysteries of mall piano stores, and Heather Thomas makes multiple appearances for reasons unclear, yet entirely necessary. Also, somewhere in all this madness, they stumble upon the single greatest contribution the shopping mall ever made to human civilization. What was it? Oh, you’ll just have to listen...…

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SNL’s 50th Birthday, Celebrities we Never Knew were Funny, and that time Jeff got Arrested for Driving a Fake Cop Car 58:04

há 11 dias58:04

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Grown men dressed as Bees, Samurai Chefs, a Church Lady, and yes, “Violins on Television.” This episode is a caffeine-fueled spiral into the history of SNL , where Jeff and Chris relive the shock, the awe, and the sheer lunacy of staying up past bedtime to witness the birth of comedic legends. They also take a hard look at the performers who shocked the world by actually being funny, get unnecessarily angry at random celebrities, and recount a totally normal story about a car, the cops, and a judge who was not prepared for The Blues Brothers . If you’ve ever yelled “Jane, you ignorant slut!” at a friend and meant it as a compliment, this one's for you.…

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Vintage Valentine Cards, Extinct Holidays, and The Dawn of ATM’s 1:01:11

há 18 dias1:01:11

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Jeff and Chris tackle the high-stakes arena of Valentine’s Day, where overpriced candy is the currency of love, and office cubicles become gladiator pits for public romantic flexing. From the horrifying reality of middle-aged men wandering into Victoria’s Secret to the lawless frontier of 80s banking, they uncover shocking truths: Was Wells Fargo just Disneyland with worse rides? Did we all just accept that security cameras in the 80s were filming pure static? And how did we survive a time when getting cash required human interaction and a pocket-sized novel called a "passbook"? Also, Jeff is losing debit cards at an alarming rate, Chris is skeptical of the government tracking his Sudafed purchases, and somewhere, an ATM is judging you.…

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Bathroom Knife Fights, Comedian Death Threats, and that time Jeff, Chris, and Dante Saved a Human Life 1:00:42

há 25 dias1:00:42

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Prepare for a wild ride through comedy history, high school nostalgia, and near-death experiences—both personal and comedic as Jeff and Chris welcome Dante, a veteran comedian with a resume that includes Last Comic Standing , directing movies and commercials, and winning more BET Awards than any other comic. Dante shares incredible stories about sneaking into the Comedy Store as a teen, and giving Jamie Foxx his first shot at stand-up when he was still Eric Bishop. The conversation veers into the chaos of '80s and '90s comedy clubs, encounters with celebrities like Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor, and Gene Simmons, and the insane culture of Patrick Henry High School—complete with stabbings, riots, and breakdancing battles. The episode also takes a turn into heroic territory, as Jeff, Chris, and Dante share jaw-dropping "save the baby" stories that sound like they belong in action movies. Plus, they discuss the evolution of comedy, how the "woke" era has impacted stand-up, and why Jerry Seinfeld is out of touch with college crowds. All this, plus a deep dive into the absurdity of '80s movie tropes, including the questionable plots of Weird Science and Blame It on Rio . It’s an episode packed with nostalgia, laughs, and a few uncomfortable realizations about how Gen X survived their childhoods.…

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Cool and Cruel Baby Names, Mysterious Houses, and Why Jeff Never Wears Velour Shirts 55:32

há 5 weeks55:32

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Ever wonder why Jennifer ruled the ‘80s like a baby-naming dictatorship? Or why Zeppelin and Shark are now roaming kindergarten classrooms? Jeff and Chris navigate the bizarre world of names— the good, the bad, and the downright WTF? Other gems from this episode include: 🔥 The horrors of Cucumber Day—aka when kindergarten turned into a splatter film 🥒💥 🔥 Why Gladys, Bertha, and Agatha were just bad parenting choices 👵 🔥 Group projects : Where dreams (and friendships) go to die 📚🔥 🔥 The mysterious dried beets kid—you can smell him just thinking about it 🤢 And of course, the eternal lesson: If you name your kid Gandalf, you better be ready to commit.…

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Classic Bands that Still Sound Great, Classic Bands that Should Just Stay Home, and the Celebrity Musician that Chris Likes to Hang Out With at Costco 55:57

há 6 weeks55:57

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In this episode of NICE PULL! , Chris and Jeff delve into the strange, sometimes tragic world of aging rockstars who refuse to hang it up. From legendary frontmen still clinging to their glory days (sometimes literally) to tribute bands so good they trigger an identity crisis, the guys tackle the big question: When does a band stop being a band? Along the way, Chris shares a Costco encounter that defies all logic and somehow, Elvis Costello catches a stray. Will they finally give Fleetwood Mac the respect they deserve? Did Steve Perry make the right call dodging Disneyland crowds instead of a Journey reunion? And does Frankie Valli still have an actual pulse? Tune in for all this, plus more long-haired legends, accidental comedy, and the ongoing war against tribute bands that might be too good .…

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Japanese Cartoons, Giant Flying Robots, and Godzilla’s Swimming Tips 54:43

há 7 weeks54:43

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Jeff and Chris take a turbo-charged trip down memory lane, revisiting the absolute chaos of childhood TV—where Speed Racer spoke at 900 words per minute, Ultraman’s “Science Patrol” solved every problem with explosions, and Johnny Sokko somehow got full custody of a skyscraper-sized death machine. They marvel at how Cheap Trick faked their way to Japanese superstardom, how David Hasselhoff became Germany’s rock god, and how Benny Hill somehow turned prime-time TV into a never-ending game of “Catch the Lingerie Model.”…

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Legendary Disc Jockey Bryan Shock Discusses The Dawn of Alternative Music and his 100,000 Watt Flame Thrower 49:21

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In this episode, the guys chat with legendary DJ Bryan Schock, whose career took off when he realized talking over records was a real job—and not just something he annoyed his friends with. From Palomar College’s radio dungeon to 91X’s format-flipping chaos, Bryan spills the wildest behind-the-scenes stories, including accidentally breaking the law on air, the Mexican national anthem power move, and how a bunch of angry goth kids with pitchforks saved his current show, Legends of Alternative . He also reveals the secret to surviving corporate radio (hint: it involves tequila, defiance, and knowing when to shut up). If you love music, mischief, and DJs who refuse to follow the rules, this episode is pure gold!…

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New Years Resolutions, The Evolution of the Ice Cream Man, and the Art of the Suicide Slurpee 58:41

há 8 weeks58:41

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Jeff and Chris ring in the New Year by reflecting on Christmas chaos, childhood nostalgia, and questionable life choices—like shooting guns on New Year's Eve and trusting the 7-Eleven Slurpee guy to pick the right collectible cup. They deep-dive into the bizarre joy of ‘70s and ‘80s childhoods, where ice cream trucks were run by probable fugitives, and New Year's resolutions were just lies we told ourselves. Also, Jeff vows to stop doom-scrolling and learn things that won’t make him dumber, while Chris debates the psychology of sock-shoe vs. sock-sock people. A classic Nice Pull! mix of chaos, comedy, and questionable wisdom!…

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The Dark Side of Santa, The Real Story Behind The Grinch, and the Reason Chris’ Dad Hates Rudolph 58:06

há 10 weeks58:06

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🎄 Nice Pull! - The Holiday Conspiracy Episode 🎄 This week, Jeff and Chris expose the dark truth behind holiday classics: Santa Claus? Ruthless dictator running an elf labor camp. Hermey the Dentist? Dude enjoyed pulling teeth a little too much. Oompa Loompas? Rescued or kidnapped ? Eggnog? Jeff would bathe in it. Chris would rather drink motor oil. Candy Canes? The ultimate battle: Hook vs. Shaft. Oh, and Chris’ dad hated Gene Autry. Like, really hated him. 🎅 Buckle up for holiday chaos and conspiracy theories— Nice Pull! delivers another dose of nostalgic nonsense!…

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Smokey and The Bandit, Exploding Christmas Lights, and Chris’ Condom Dispensing Alarm Clock 54:53

há 11 weeks54:53

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As the holiday season creeps up like Christmas in July, Chris and Jeff dive headfirst into festive nostalgia, questionable childhood decisions, and life-threatening holiday traditions. Chris admits to spending his youth avoiding turkey, working for that SWEET holiday pay, and his well documented struggles putting on his pants. WTF? Meanwhile, Jeff recounts his annual death-defying rooftop Christmas light extravaganza, complete with staple gun mishaps and California’s war on power-hungry bulbs. The duo also explore the infomercial hall of fame, from super glue death traps to revolutionary egg-cracking devices, and Chris unveils his greatest (and most poorly timed) invention pitch. Genius!…

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Ring Around the Collar, Dishpan Hands, and the Most Embarrassing Thing Jeff has ever Put on his Lips 52:05

há 12 weeks52:05

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Jeff and Chris go deep on the hidden anxieties of '70s and '80s TV commercials—because if you had dandruff, ring around the collar, or (gasp) dishpan hands, your life was basically over. They also revisit the weird world of hygiene products, the trauma of teenage acne solutions, and the lingering scent of home perms that could knock out a horse.…

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T.V. Catch Phrases, Commercial Jingles, and that time Chris’ Dad acted like a Giant Baby 59:17

há 14 weeks59:17

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Jeff and Chris take a wild, zigzagging trip through the brain fog of nostalgia, dredging up every absurdly catchy jingle, ridiculous ad slogan, and sitcom catchphrase that still haunts their subconscious. From I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke (aka capitalism disguised as world peace) to Dynamite! and What’chu Talkin’ Bout, Willis? , they marvel at how TV marketing hijacked an entire generation’s vocabulary. They also unravel the bizarre ‘70s sitcom obsession with deadbeat dads, junkyard entrepreneurs, and random orphans hitting the jackpot with wealthy white dudes. Along the way, they debate the nutritional black hole of Wonder Bread, praise the life-changing magic of frozen Rolos, and expose TV dads as the original Man Flu drama queens. It’s a laugh-fueled deep dive into the absurdity of pop culture past—because nothing says childhood memories like a questionable bologna sandwich and an existential crisis over a York Peppermint Patty.…

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Old School Dating, Adolescent Romance, and that time a Bunch of Girls gave Chris their Phone Number 52:49

há 14 weeks52:49

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Welcome back to the terrifying world of childhood “romance,” where holding hands was basically marriage and getting a girl’s phone number in your yearbook was like being handed a live grenade. In this episode Jeff reveals he was an “early adopter” of going steady, while Chris is still convinced the girls were just pranking him. They reminisce about the sheer panic of calling a house phone and risking a dad answering with the voice of a Clint Eastwood villain, the unspoken rules of middle school courtship (mostly dictated by peer pressure and slam books), and the absolute pageantry of high school dances—where clueless teenage boys fumbled with corsages while wearing rented suits that smelled like disappointment. Ultimately, they question whether today’s kids have it easier or if showing up to Homecoming in a massive, platonic group is just their way of avoiding the awkward horror show entirely.…

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The Bicentennial, Disco Ducks, and that time Deborah Harry Escaped a Serial Killer 54:36

há 16 weeks54:36