Episode 53: Periods, More Milk Bags, & a Scared Hippo

Absolute Worst Podcast

EPISODE 53 – PERIODS, MORE MILKBAGS AND A SCARED HIPPO Alison and Dana really feel like Oprah this week as they once again discuss their fancy Swedish Sudio headphones. They also offer everyone a 15% off promo code!!! (www.sudio.com Promo Code: ABSOLUTEWORST) During our feedback section, we meet a hateful listener who demands we free our intern, Sarah. NOT A CHANCE, WITCHWOMAN! We then receive a lot of accolades for removing a woman from her boyfriend’s asshole and are re-visited by the Canadian Milkbag Woman. Afterwards, we are slightly reprimanded for insinuating that literally everyone has a STD and that it’s no big deal. The Absolute Worst Therapy segment begins with a period question. STOP DOING THIS! We then meet a woman who insults Alison for not having sisters but then also asks her for advice. Finally, we help a lovely Irish lass to be the best mom she can be. Episode 53 ends with an Absolute Yourst that would give Alfred Hitchcock a run for his money. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter. **NOTE** If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/ National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders. In order to learn about the different types of abuse that occur in unhealthy relationships and receive help while remaining anonymous, you can reach the National Domestic Violence Hotline here: (800) 799?7233 and http://www.thehotline.org/resources/victims-and-survivors/