DeRazzled - Assassin's Creed, Part 1 - A Shlubby 'Bender

DeRazzled

Our hosting switcheroo continues as Joe helms a full analysis and fix of 2016's Assassin's Creed, Justin Kurzel and Michael Fassbender's attempt to adapt the hit video game franchise to the silver screen. It didn't win any Razzies, but Jack got to do Caligula. In this 1st part, we breakdown what did and didn't work about the film, explore the connections between the film and games and briefly look into the series' history, and look into what some critics had to say. Jack laments his lack of virtual parkour skills, Joe gives a scattered overview of the games, and take a moment to laugh about cringeworthy presidential announcements. Join us as we explore what could have been a hit film series, where nothing is real and everything is permitted (as long as its PG-13, I guess).

CW: Brief mention of the alleged sexual misconduct and misogynist culture within Ubisoft, violence, Christopher Columbus, a reminder that the Uwe Boll adaptation of Bloodrayne exists.

Podcast Plugged In This Episode: Doom Generation (@DoomGenPod on Twitter)

Stuff Mentioned In This Episode: Lovecraft, Marion Cotillard, Michael K. Williams, Ariane Labed, Jeremy Irons, Patsy Cline, BioShock, Mass Effect, Portal, The Witcher, Rock Band, Clive Barker's Jericho, Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis, Michael Madsen, Henry Kissinger, Tomas de Torquemada, Javier Gutierrez, Brendan Gleeson, Spanish Inquisition, Prince of Persia, Altair Ibn-La'Ahad, Quidditch, Shroud of Turin, Macbeth, WIlliam Shakespeare, Robert DeNiro, Dirty Grandpa, Order of Assassins, Hashishin, History Hit, vikings, Crusades, Leonardo da Vinci, Marvel Comics, SHIELD, Benjamin Franklin, Arno Dorian, John L. Beiswenger, Link, John Wilkes Booth, The Lion King, Inception, Christopher Nolan, Oppenheimer, Barbie, Sony Pictures, DMC Films, genetic memory, Ambush Bug, IDW Comics, Desmond Miles, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, X-Men, Oscar Isaac, The Matrix, Popcorn with Peter Travers, Rolling Stone, Snowtown, the Cold War, Michael Lesslie, Scott Frank, Minority Report, Logan, Adam Cooper, Bill Collage, New York Minute, Accepted, The Transporter Refueled, Allegiant, Ely Catherdral, Damien Walters, Batman Begins, Sing, Passengers, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Gareth Edwards, WGA Strike, color theory, Alien Resurrection, Sigourney Weaver, Ron Perlman, Sin City, Umbrella Corp, Jackie Chan, American Horror Story, Casino Royale, Daniel Craig

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