The Temptation of Edward Cullen Ch 7: Lavender Man-fruit Thing

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We're back!!! We took a little emergency break AGAIN, we're so sorry, but we're back!!! We start off talking about fan theories, then of course we are derailed by: The Road to El Dorado, hating the MCU in 2022, and the role of Amelie in the rise of the alt-right.

We bumble through a recap before launching into Chapter 7: Surprises, and what surprises there were!

Tiaa wakes up, unsure whether or not she really shotgunned Uncle Larry or if it was all a dream. She is somehow EVEN MORE beautiful and ethereal than before, so she is a vampire CONFIRMED. We meet a new friend with an excellent name, and have a run-in with a cheerleader. Ewdard comes along to ruin the fun, and things get RACY.

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