First Annual Arbitrary Awards

Kpop Critical

Damn y'all, we might not show it, but this decade been REALLY giving us brain damage. Today! We hold our Inaugural Annual Arbitrary Awards. We honor those who served tf out of this decade and those who annoyed tf out of this decade. Unfortunately, this is edited for time so we'll also be posting all nominees and winners on our social media. Argue with us then! Opening Music 11.12.29 SBS Gayo Daejun | SM Orchestra The Categories for 2019's Arbitrary Awards Most Iconic Boy Group Most Iconic Girl Group Rookie of the Decade Album of the Decade Comeback of the Decade Songwriter of the Decade Best Military Serve Best Trainee Most Anti-black Most Ethnic Hip Most Silent on the Track Stylist with the Most Days Off Strongest Scalp in Kpop HM: Healthy Scalp Catfish Oldest Man. Worst Discography Best Fire Sign Catfish Corniest Cornball Most Likely to be Robbed Most Likely to Rob Most Likely to be a Cashier at a McDonalds Weakest Scalp in Kpop Most Likely to Hate Men Most Likely Lesbian Whitest Man in Kpop Most Spiteful of Company's CEO Maknae of the Decade Most Memetic Misogynist of the Decade Most Likely Company to be OK with Slavery Most Likely to be a Dictator of a Small Nation Dancer of the Decade Best Female and Best Male Pop Vocalist Best Female and Best Male R&B Vocalist Best Lipsyncher Skinniest Loudest Bones Cracking on the Track Most Weathered by Kpop Least Weathered by Kpop Most Brainless Fandom Worst SMTM Bars Best 6'0" and Above Catfish Most Likely to Hate Kpop Critical Least Likely to Hate Kpop Critical Motown of the Decade Honorary Jackson Family Award Special thanks to @YaaMazz and @ahomari_ on Twitter and @taey0nce, @samtalebitch & @treisure13 on Instagram! Follow Us: @kpop_critical_ Catrina Cash App: $catrinajk https://www.instagram.com/catnastee/ Morgan Cash App: $mrgnhayes https://www.instagram.com/mrgnhayes.co.uk/