Our Mrs. Reynolds

No Season Two

(Recorded on July 21st, 2024) This week we are talking about episode six of Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds.” While at a party, thrown in their honor for ridding the town of ruthless bandits, Mal gets drunk and spends his time flirting and dancing with a local woman. The next day, after they’ve left the town that JD Vance grew up in, Mal discovers a woman in the cargo bay of Serenity, who claims to be his new wife Saffron. Shepherd informs Mal that unfortunately he’s an idiot and everything he did with Saffron last night, was a marriage ceremony in her culture. And while it’s never good to trick someone into marriage, it’s definitely always good to google a place before you visit it. Saffron, upset that Mal isn’t thrilled about being a newlywed, runs off to cry in a hallway. Mal tries to be nice while telling her he’d make a terrible husband and that sort of honesty apparently works for Saffron, because she goes to make him a meal. Shepherd tells Mal there’s a special place in hell for him (not the same place for women who don’t support other women) if he takes advantage of her. Are we forgetting that this marriage was not consensual? Now this is where the episode takes a turn for the tradwife algorithm on TikTok. Saffron wants to please her husband with her cooking, washing his feet (barf), listening to his boring stories about childhood, telling him she prayed for someone like him, and of course wedding night you-know-what. Going so far as to quote from a bible (not sure if it’s THE bible) about how he should furrow with the plow—IT’S A LOT. Of course Mal, a man, can’t resist and kisses her. He probably would have furrowed his plow if the kiss hadn’t drugged him causing him to pass out. Saffron is a villain - and this feels like some kind of allegory on Whedon’s part that women can’t be trusted, but I DIGRESS. She tries the same on Wash, but ends up having to kick him in the head. Her whole plan was to just reroute the ship to some guys who would strip it for parts—which for the thrill, I guess. Before she abandons ship, she runs into Inara and tries to seduce her (which George loved OBVIOUSLY), but Inara is smarter than both Mal and Wash so it doesn’t work. Unfortunately Inara doesn’t seem great at hand-to-hand combat so Saffron gets away…or does she?

All you really need to know is that George thrived watching the episode and Meaghan barely survived. (Original network air date October 4, 2002)

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