Quang Bang - The Most Interesting Man - Noise of the Broke Boys - Episode 004

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in today's episode I sit down with a

true renaissance man he is one of the

smartest most thought-provoking creative

hardworking and hilarious individuals I

know I met him in college as a b-boy and

have been good friends with them ever

since

I can literally talk and joke with this

guy forever so please enjoy the episode

with the one and only queen bang hello

everybody welcome to the traveling

trashcan bonanza today we are meeting

with some interesting people and we're

gonna try to get them to say racist

things in any evidence I see today

handsome a gentleman a scholar a dancer

a breaker a published author an upper

body built a finger tug in e-commerce

tycoon and lastly a porn star I have the

name for it he's playing bang mr. Quinn

Bing in the flesh so I just wanted to

put this out there me and Kurt we're

talking for 45 minutes and said I forgot

to press record we're doing this all

over again so I hope it seems organic

yeah I'm splicing terrible the terrible

audio quality if this shit sucks you

know actually when you were when you

were doing that

when you're when we're talking I was

like interesting that the record button

is green and then I realize when you

pressed it I was like oh I guess it's

not supposed to be green it's supposed

to be red that's freaking terrible

that's a fail oh my god um anyway so I

got my friend Kwang Bing here who is a

very multi-talented guy very creative

guy very motivated guy and I want to ask

him a few questions but first did I miss

anything when I was introducing you

because you do a lot of things

oh yeah well day job I'm a sleazy sales

person so I swindle people out of their

money hmm

yeah have you ever swindled me out of

hahaha the I have I well I can't think

that a specific example I can't I'm sure

you have um here's an interesting

question yeah so we're both b-boys what

is your take on b-boying entering the

Olympics I think it's really cool it's

is really validating because these we

were talking about this in the other

podcast that wasn't recorded it takes a

lot of fucking work and then it amazes

me that some people so many people

invest so much of their time doing this

because it's dangerous you don't get

paid very well and so it's like reward

them give them something give them the

Olympics but but what was your it was

your opinion because I think you

mentioned that you don't agree with you

oh no no I I think okay cool I do think

that it well my biggest thing on it is

that for it to be in the Olympics you

need to have like a good way of judging

it right and I think right now there's

not really a good way of judging it

other than I mean coz what we do

essentially is line up a bunch of people

that have been breaking for a long

period in their life and say these guys

opinions matter point to who you think

won this battle

yeah in the battle is like three rounds

back and forth so two people doing their

moves or whatever I I don't know that

just to me doesn't pass the sniff test

in terms of

having good criteria to judge on words

like the Olympics you know or like

really anything any sport NBA combat

sports there's always like some kind of

criteria you can judge on mmm I feel

like breaking there's not because say

like I'm battling you and we do we have

completely different styles and say you

kill it and I kill it

neither of us flop both of us probably

do equally hard moves what happens who

how do you vote like you know really

what's gonna come down to this judge

says oh I like his style more so I'm

gonna vote for Queen

I like Curt style more I'm gonna vote

for him and then you have this you know

divided judging panel and then one of us

wins and then you say well why did I win

and he lose and they go I like your

style

and that's really it and it's like I

think when you have when the judging

system really breaks down when you get

to that point yeah it works well on the

lower tier where you got someone who's

good and someone who's bad and the bad

person is just crashing yeah it's like

that's the universal criterias if you

crash you lose right so it makes sense

there but when you get to this higher

level it just doesn't make any sense

anymore yeah it is really hard because

like gymnasts they're like they have a

routine already so you can tell if

they're messing up any other like

Olympic sport it's very very clear-cut

but when you're talking about dancing

it's like well I don't know it's kind of

like well I like this move better well I

like this move better and so you can't

really and whatever they're dredging is

like can you really fault them for

whatever their opinion is yeah I mean

you get that all the time where you have

a battle and then Rob this guy was Rob

this guy was robbed and your reason was

oh well I just like the other guy yeah

yeah well can you really grab yes

how do you really define it ya know I

mean cuz ultimately breaking is an art

form right yeah and so I guess if you

look at it if you compare it to another

art form like painting yeah you make a

painting I make a painting we're both

equally skilled artists right some

judges are coming and looking at it they

might go oh I like the wake wing used

brushstrokes on this in on this painting

yeah and then another guy goes oh but I

like the way Curt use color on this yeah

both of those opinions are valid Yeah

right

and they might they might you know the

guy that liked my color use looks maybe

looks at yours and goes oh yeah he

didn't quite hit the mark for me from

color use and maybe the guy that's

judging you that likes your brushstrokes

looks at me and goes oh yeah Curt didn't

really do brush strokes on them he

didn't use those to his advantage yeah

that's also a valid point so now you

just got this criteria that doesn't

really make any sense I think yeah so I

think that's where I'm at with Olympics

is you're trying to turn it into a sport

yeah when it's really an art form so and

I don't think that you that it's a bad

thing that you're they're trying to do

that and I think it's just a difficult

task to do because you're you know

you're gonna what you what you have to

do is essentially turn breaking into

some kind of gymnastics like thing mhm

so what the what gymnasts have done is

like for the for the floor routine

they'll go okay this is the moves that

we're gonna do on the floor routine and

you're gonna judge us on that yeah and

you know each move gets a certain amount

of points and you know then they got

this clear score in the end you know and

then if they flop or anything they get

deductions for that so there's a clear

score at the end of the routine that

they can get and then the next person

comes in they'll have a completely

unique routine too but then they also

give the routine to the judges they go

okay

we reviewed the moves you're gonna do

this is your possible score and you know

then they're just judging on deductions

and stuff after that Sam goddamn how

could you do that would be that's my met

sweaty right yeah um so I was like

judging it in the way of gymnastics I

think is out the door so now what about

judging it in terms of like combat

sports because in a way breaking is

similar to combat sports - because

you're going against an opponent you're

reacting to them you're also reacting to

the environment how do you do that I

mean in combat sports a lot of it is you

know they'll judge on like the aggressor

they'll judge on how many like strikes

hit or like a takedown or like someone

gets knocked down each of those things

is worth like some kind of point system

I don't know how you do that in breaking

though right like maybe maybe somewhere

in between the gym gymnastics and combat

sports is where you do it but I really

don't know how to mix that and so I

think a lot of people have tried to mix

it yeah and haven't got anywhere with it

so yeah because even the point systems

in like all right it's like there's an

underlying bias on all of them right

it's like what do you think of the r16

scoring yeah so that's Dizzy's yes

scoring system shout-out to dizzy cuz I

think he's doing a lot for this scene I

think he's he's making his way towards

the system because he's saying here's

the criteria it's yeah I think he says

foundation battle dynamics creativity

musicality creativity and musicality

yeah so each of those sound like good

criteria for judging but the underlying

bias is that every b-boy to be a beat

good b-boy you have to have all that but

maybe not yeah see that's my that's

where I differ because I think to myself

like do you sometimes I think you can

have an amazing round and do no

foundation I don't necessarily think you

have to do foot worker in yeah yeah yeah

right well yeah so like how do you

define each of those categories like

here's a good example um Susie Rock mhm

I love this dude style I would say I've

seen some rounds from him where they're

not particularly dynamic but they're

just like amazing they're just amazing

rounds he's just like such a good dancer

he's just he knows how to work the crowd

so based on that r16 judging system his

dynamics would

probably be low mm-hmm his musicality

would be high and you know against

somebody else maybe they don't score as

well you know I would think he's the

clear winner but I think the system kind

of breaks down when it's you know you

got a guy who's who's like that and then

a guy who's completely different and

they're scoring like really high on

these things

it's like how are you determining who's

better I mean in a way he uz rock is

doing some kind of dynamic stuff with

his musicality man right so does that

bleep you know how does that bleed into

each other those two criteria I don't

know yeah and then also what is good

what is good dynamics and what is bad

dynamics I think that's that comes down

to a subjective opinion on it and same

thing with all the other categories

what's good foundation with bad

foundation yeah right because it

inherently uses bias the way you think

because like you may come up with a

certain series of moves combos and I you

might think it's cool by things like I

well I could have thought of that yeah I

don't want to name any names here but

people were like it's like I don't get

why this guy's so popular like yes I

don't think it's that creative like I

don't think yes my mind blowing and it's

man like what so it's like at that point

system I mean I just inherently it's

just difficult to do well you know the

other thing is like the the the category

of creativity I I mean I can I can think

of a situation where someone would score

high in creativity but don't deserve it

so think of somebody who bit Oh move

right from some unknown guy but now

they're doing it on this huge stage so

yeah in a way this is the first time the

world has ever seen this move but this

guy bid heats he took the move from

someone else he stole it he didn't

create the move at all now he's scoring

high in creativity mm-hmm but he's not

creative he stole the movie bit so he

was rewarded for biting right uh you

know I I personally have a problem with

that name some names Kurt

wing ding oh no it was me all along J so

this is really sanity his own brother so

this is an intervention you just wanted

to bring me on to the show

stop call me buddy

bit your name I don't utter okay this

was in the other podcast so my finger

tutting name is Quang bang and then

there's actually a Glover name Quang

bang and then I posted in this group

leveling Glover's lounge and I was like

oh cool I'm posting my my video and then

one of the comments was like hey there's

already a quayne bang how's it all sure

he's like a billion times better than me

too yeah but you can do push it so oh

yeah the push-up guy he's the push um

Oh was I saying about the Olympics um

yeah so like the the criteria for

creativity kind of breaks down when it

well I guess a good judge on creativity

would have to have seen everybody and

what they're capable of and know exactly

who's biting and who's not so which is

not a reasonable thing to ask of a judge

cuz they're obviously not going to do be

able to do that so but I do think

creativity is a big important thing to

be judging on in breaking something it's

just I'm not against the r16 judging

system I just think that there's a lot

of ways that it breaks down and doesn't

quite work for what we want breaking to

be but I guess in the Olympics though if

it like imagine it became its own thing

like hypothetically if maybe you said

biting is okay yeah and then they went

into this realm and then you're judging

on that and

now you're you're kind of like you're

turning this artform into a sport where

you're saying okay now you have to

adhere to these specific rules and that

and that lets you compete in here so I

mean the thing I can think of is maybe

like skating how skating used to be

where it's just like the Wild West back

in like the 80s yeah and when it started

becoming like a actual sport they

started really defining what you do you

know and then it kind of branched out

from Street skating and vert skating and

so I mean I guess both of those are have

their own competitive worlds but um in a

way I think breaking will do that where

you it'll somehow turn into street

breaking and competitive breaking maybe

mm-hmm where the street breaking is just

kind of more of like what we do now

where it is maybe the wild west and yeah

and you're you're presenting it's I

guess this it's more of the art form of

it and in the competitive world is more

of the sport world of it man I think PBS

would hate that I think you always will

hate yeah but again I'm I don't think

I'm necessarily against it right I just

think that as it stands breaking doesn't

work as a sport and so putting it in the

Olympics I think there's a lot of work

ahead of everybody to get it to that

level or to get it to a point where it

can be easily judged and people and also

people watching would be able to

understand what's going on because I

mean imagine you don't know anything

about breaking and then I have a judging

panel of 10 people and then I go that

guy wins mm-hmm and you'd be like why

and then they go because I say so

which is essentially essentially what

judges that do now wait I don't think

that would go very well I mean yeah dude

so it's in what 2024 is in 2024 I think

you're gonna try it out look it I was

like I was like I'll be fucking cold by

them I fucking go for it fuck dude yeah

how's the old

I'll get smoked by about your kids like

I tried out for the Olympics I didn't

get very far though yeah the

ten-year-olds they'll be in the Junior

Olympics like oh ha ha

fuckers see their kids Steve I hope the

Olympics is threes enough there's some

good 30 year old I know actually yeah

actually Red Bull is it most I have no

idea how old they were

oh I mean aren't you the older guys

there yeah a lot of them are over 30 I

mean I would say half of them are

probably over 30 yeah which is so weird

because when I was when I first started

breaking hmm you know but not I was like

14 or something hmm everybody was in

their 20s and I was like these old

mother

ha ha ha ha yeah and then I see one 30

year old which I think he just turned 30

when I was starting to break which is

Provo and Rob nasty oh yeah you old

mother fuckers shout out to you guys but

no there was a couple other guys from

back then I think like iron monkey and a

couple others over like that age yeah

you know I was like it it blew my mind I

was like oh you could still break at

that age that's crazy

thank you now I'm that agent like Oh

everybody's this age and then I'm

looking at these like kids that were my

age back then yeah 14 or whatever and

I'm like these young little shits little

what is that the floss dance and so yeah

oh my god I'd learn a real dance you

guys play kickball guys play kickball

and then you do 15 air flares against me

in a battle you oh wait there's a guy

that taught you right Ted

like when he's hit what did you go ahead

oh yeah I was just gonna say Ted um he

was from my old crew flex Flav yeah and

he used to come to our high school and

he would just practice um just because

it was a spot there and he would just

teach us he was like

dude how old is he I think he was in his

like early 20s but he just he knew like

a couple of us so he would just come in

here like teach us and stuff and then

once I graduated he I would go to his

house and stuff and we just train in

whatever Oh what're they did you start

breaking um the girls women well okay

the first time I saw breaking with in um

pro wrestling was really called the WWF

back then and it was um was it the

spinaroonie - no no okay Booker T yes

before that guy oh it was um these two

guys named - cool and I can't remember

their names but wait was it Scotty 2

hotty Scotty 2 hotty oh yeah yeah the

word ridiculous yeah Scotty 2 hotty and

yeah bye anyway so like their special

move was the one they like set the guy

up yeah and then he would like do the

stupid-ass dance around the ring and

then do this big like his mom was really

tight but yeah the warm across the whole

the whole floor and then just you I

loved about WWE or WF it was just so

freakin ridiculous yeah like the biggest

fan of the rock he dude the more

ridiculous he was uh-huh

it's like the more I loved him like the

like the people's elbow when he when I

was watching was get off and throw out

the audience I would be screaming oh my

god the people's elbow yeah yeah anyway

run from one side of the Ring to the

other and just do a normal elbow drop I

was like how did running from one side

to the other help with the elbow drop

like how does that help with the

momentum yeah I don't I don't think it

does

it was just absurd and then you just

make fun of people and his shit-talking

was amazing is on point

probably the greatest shit talker of all

time I don't know of anybody better

right I mean I think in a way like cuz I

I guess in the UFC there's a lot of

people that are starting to do that now

I think they take a lot of cues from the

rock from the way he used because he was

he would shit talk so hard right and the

crowd would just get get in eat it up so

ridiculous and what they do and like and

the thing is like the more ridiculous

the rock cot with what he did that

people's eyebrows like but people just

fucking ate it up

so well the EOC I think like Conor

McGregor's yeah right he's that he's

like the number one yeah

and then people mimic but think it's

there was a guy before him Chael Sonnen

he was but he was he was very WWWE esque

he was very like though it was very

corny I loved it like I was a huge fan

but I think at the time he was like the

number one selling fighter even though

he was never a champion but he was such

a good shit talker good talk and then

but then you have Conor McGregor come in

and then they're like it's a kick from

dude and then people were at first were

saying oh Conor McGregor is just trying

to be like Chael Sonnen they used to say

that but now everyone's saying every

time a new fighter comes up and starts

to chuckling people just say oh he's

just trying to be like Conor McGregor

was like Bru shit-talking has been

around for a long time talking was with

Conor McGregor know it's been around for

men were out there talking shit dude

remember so we used to dance with this

person Oh Candice Candice Candice

brother her brother yeah yes oh yeah

yeah that guy is amazing shit talk dude

he's an amazing fighter yeah he was he

was like the thing is like people were

like um thing is people were like would

hate on him cuz it's like oh he's just

trying to be like Conor McGregor but

dude it works they keep us he talked

himself well I mean he's he's still

really he's a mate he's really a good

fighter and now he he's just being like

he's like the rock yes I was like dude

nobody fucking worked because you know

in an interview right well I don't know

if this is sure and I assume it is but

in an interview he was talking about how

the UFC was about to cut him right and

then like he got on the mic and he was

like talking shit to Bruce

Brazilians like this place is a dump you

guys are animals world war and sin the

moment and that became like a cut in his

promo and then that men they resigned

him i think i think is what happened

that is hell yeah it was like you gotta

fucking do it

cuz yeah i didn't watch it much of his

fight but I mean did you watch this man

fight I didn't watch dude well I knew

the results I was I was rooting for

coming tonight because well we kind of

know where I met it we used to work with

the Sooners his sister so I was rooting

for him but then my god dude they're

both really high level wrestlers

so who's mins uh was Division two

champion and then covington was he was

in the division one but he was ranked

five at the time so he was like really

high up so it's like but when they

fought they were just fuckin swinging

yes yeah like people were saying like

for how good the fight was yeah it

wasn't very it wasn't very excited like

people weren't cheering as much

initiative but dude I don't know if you

know this but like he he like Guzman

broke his jaw dude so he broke his jaw

in the third round and Covington still

kept fighting oh I was like what a

fuckin badass even even if you hate him

right but he's doing it he's moving the

needle he's doing it he's keeping his

career he's getting paid so he's doing

his thing

but even if you even for the people who

were hating on him people were happy

that he had brought his jaw broken but

the fact that he kept going till round

five dude that was like if someone slap

seemed like a stop you win like the guy

kept fucking fighting that's brutal

have you ever oh a key you used to do

martial arts yeah yeah dude

the thing is I would I I was a I was a

yellow belt that's as far as I got in

karate I was like I always loved

watching fighting I was like I would

never fucking do it dude it's dangerous

I did Taekwondo was like I feel I feel

like I mean I feel like every match we

would do I'd see someone get knocked out

dude I was like so fucking brain-dead

actually even for breaking I'm like dude

some of these moves like the guys are

doing what the fuck are you doing that's

brain damage like dude you probably have

a

cushion right now you probably know like

it's a cool some of the moves they do

plus I do that's really so I'm like I

love watching it I mean that's wipe the

allure of double usually really exciting

I'm like yeah kidding I would I loved I

love the storylines I mean yeah fuck him

up rock given the people's elbow give me

give me the eyebrow yeah fuck above

which is basically just a hug in all it

is it's it's kinda like a a chokeslam

except you're hugging him instead yeah

it's a hug dude the what what I loved uh

was it he was that famous the famous sir

the famous I was like dude my um bad ass

Billy good my brother my brother and

some of my friends were used to

wrestling moves on each other

yeah my brother did the pedigree on me

once my nose is bleeding is like god

dammit

yeah oh but me my friend I had a friend

and um growing up where we do the Stone

Cold Stunner on each other we're just

like randomly like like oh actually

that's a perfect move of like dude what

does that move even do like like at the

time I was a kid I was like puzzles like

well how does that hurt someone know

eginning grip are they getting whiplash

is that what it is is that what it is

was like itse trying to break cuz I

don't think that's a good way to know I

was like I was really possible as like

wait or is it because like they're

hugging they hit the shoulder hits the

chin is that why I was like I don't but

it's hyper shit oh okay you're the movie

I love when the rock like when he's

slapping you and then he spits on his

head and they slap so fucking ridiculous

you know what the most ridiculous oh it

was well there's two of them then I can

yeah is mankind's mr. Socko dicks it

down your throat yeah never made sense

to me cuz I was like yeah it's a dirty

ass sock so yeah you're probably gonna

get some diseases yeah yeah why don't

you just bite his hand I know like it

just didn't makes it like he's trying to

like yeah I guess strangle you in a very

terrible way I guess he's opening up

your jaw

really I don't know but like is it gonna

break your jaw or something yes like

your jaw is probably way stronger than

his fingers so just bite him anybody do

that next like why is this my special so

there's that move that never made sense

and then do you remember Rikishi oh my

god I was that's exactly what I'll

fucking stinkface you just he just

throws you to the corner yeah he just he

always worked he's like this big dude I

don't know how much you weigh he's

probably like 400 pounds yeah

but he like he wears this like song

thing and like well I know and he has

this curtain over his ass and he and he

just shows his song ass and he just

sticks it in their face and then just

like rut he like he like torque so fast

cheeks and their disaster like bigger

than that body yeah and it's like on the

dude just like dude I hope these guys

got paid like I'm just imagine if I was

like a wrestler yeah they're like you

got a fight Rikishi and I'm like dude

his ass is going on my face ass is on

the menu tonight

have you ever so there was one that was

viral but like he wasn't this guy wasn't

famous the dude dressed up like Michael

Jackson he got into it he so he dressed

up as Michael Jackson he got the guy in

a DDT like when you're having a headlock

and then he does the moonwalk backwards

and they do like how ridiculous is it

and then I saw another one dude it's so

stupid but I was like but like I loved

it it was like so fucking funny and then

there's another guy where I think I

could get this wrong but he does this

thing with his hands so he makes it look

like oh no Mortal Kombat when their days

like I love it yeah that's one of the

old school ones I think oh oh actually

was he famous it was I don't remember

okay it was like it was on one of those

smaller it wasn't on WWE yeah but but

yeah dude oh yeah I know that was like

so okay the walls of Jericho

right that one yeah yeah oh when we were

wrestling growing up I fuckin love doing

the walls of Jericho did you ever see a

video there's a guy that actually did it

in an MMA fight and the guy tapped out

Oh for real he's like oh my god that

move actually works yeah no frills you

can look it up like the walls like what

the fuck I used to do it I did it to my

cousin once yeah cuz we used to just try

wrestling moves and I did it to him and

he was like look like it hurt yeah yeah

I don't know I mean I can imagine you go

far enough it hurts well you ain't gonna

work on some people yeah cuz they just

flexible as shit but dude what when

we're on the Kings and the words we used

to do this powerbomb move all the time

this is the powerbomb so one time Kurt

and I were in a competition and so what

happened so it was so we were business

time crew they're all in suits and we

were in Seattle yeah massive monkeys

massive yeah so so Kurt we're all

wearing suit and ties so Kurt was doing

his round and so the routine was night

before they thought you were like

planted on the other side you're wearing

like a burglar I was I was wearing I was

wearing a ski mask yeah I had a black

jacket on and so when Kurt went out and

they were like it looked like they're in

the middle of a routine and I pretended

to be on the other team so I run out Oh

a routine I run out and I push you and

then so you yeah it was a narrow and

Carlos we're doing a routine yeah yeah

and you run out and you're like no

routine and then and then I like I jump

out on bullying what the hell man I push

you away and I start breaking like oh

yeah we're gonna lose this you're like

let's just go and then and then you come

up and kick me in the stomach but but

then you punch me in the face and then I

land and I complete like a flatline like

I said yeah yeah but at first the funny

part was like the emcee was like chill

chill shot yeah yeah they thought it was

really shit

real and then the public and then you

push me to fit in there it landed like

completely dead and it was like oh and

then they and I know the rest of the

crew pulled me off em seems like you got

smoked and they just know it was so

funny because what right when we started

it people thought it was real oh there's

a fight about to happen yeah

like losers with these ties and the crew

that you were hiding that the guys we

were going against they just didn't know

what the hell is in the yeah the

reaction from the MC was socialism it

was Joe from NASA monkeys he's he's a

real dope host you know dope b-boy he

was he was there and he's like oh no Joe

yeah and then like as soon as that he

sees me punch you and you just drop on

your back yeah yeah it's just like we

got the judges to laugh we still lost

though we know we won that but we all

nevermind we lost the next battle again

Oh

Now or Never right okay okay yeah they

seem to be doing pretty well right now

all right

I think how do you kind of yeah I mean

they're they're good they're one of the

better crews in Canada Vancouver I think

is in Canada right yeah they're dope I

think they're really good yeah um yeah

they're making noise I don't I haven't I

mean I haven't really kept up with the

breaking scene too much in terms of like

who's winning the local right yeah but

I'm sure there's they're still doing

their thing dude I most of my breaking

that I see is just fucking on Instagram

I just scrolling I'm like dude

everyone's like a billion times better

than me yeah I think what am i doing

with myself I should just quit get

smoked by every single person on the

fucking little kids doing fucking hello

to thousands and stuff or air flares one

handers as a Jesus Christ yeah dude I'm

lucky if I get to air fleurs under good

you used to have three I remember about

I'm the day yeah and then

I've hurt this my right now older and I

lost them all yeah started getting him

back I got like that was up to like to

maybe know what you didn't do before

I've seen it ya know yeah I've done I

think I did four oh shit point yeah but

I so but I mean throughout my life I've

had between zero and four yeah and it's

been like continuous just like losing

them yeah getting him back yeah so but I

think when the most I had was like four

and then I busted his shoulder and lost

all of it yeah had to had to train again

to get I was probably about two and then

I hurt my left shoulder Oh Danny

opposite shoulder and so then I lost

that and then this this injury is like

kind of bad yeah it's I don't know I

don't know if it'll ever be good again

but I kind of do maybe like two you

probably can yeah yeah I'm real control

man I do for Barry back in Davis I used

to like in-between classes I was like

I'm gonna get airflows I'm gonna get him

do I practice most of my time trying to

get ear flares and I was just stuck on

to the whole time like fuck fuck it was

like I actually gave up I was like dude

I couldn't I couldn't getting better at

all these other things and I chose to

stick with Air Force I God why did I do

this I really wanted them though but and

then I'm never getting like more one

time I think was like senior year and

then and then there was a bunch of new

people I was like I'm a fucking dude in

front of everybody and that hell

adrenaline and then I was like oh my god

I feel I was I did the second one and

then I went through there was like oh my

god oh yeah that was like two and a half

and I was like oh my god I figured it

out but then I never did yeah we were

saying that so I like started settles

like I don't think I'm gonna do

continuous air flows let me just try to

get continuous would military flares the

thing is like we were talking about this

we're in breaking to be like it's just

people perceive you as power you have to

have air flow like an air flow or align

it if you don't do an air flare they're

like

he's he's got good ground no you'll

never be good at policy that's why I was

like I want to do windmills to air

flares and get those consistently or

flare to air flare consistently because

if you combo was like oh he's he's no

longer the push-up guy he has more to

offer to me oh well you didn't hear in

the other podcast but today did he

mention me already this one in the

push-up guy the push-up guy thing yes

yeah wing there's a lot of push-ups in

so he's a push-up guy yeah so I do this

legless push-up thing and I was saying

in the other podcast that wasn't

recorded so we're we doing this

so what happened was I I was dancing for

the Kings and then okay I was dancing

for the Kings and I people just loved

when I did the pushing move where my

legs were off the floor and then I was

like as a dancer like I spent all this

time I have all these moves but all

everyone wants from me is the fucking

push-up move do that push it move yeah

and then my friends would introduce me

acquaintances would introduce me and

then actually not only would they tell

them they'll be like quake do it right

now do the push it was like okay over

I'll do the quick Oh dance mummy monkey

dance

people would people would randomly stop

me in the street like hey aren't you

that push-up guy like fuck man

don't you have I have all these other

moves but don't you want to see that

moves like no do the push-up movie up

guys you have a lot more just do the

push-up actually so I recently um was

breakdancing for like my company asked

me was like so they they highlight um a

employee each each week and so one of

the girls was like hey Quang can you for

the you know the All Hands meeting could

you break dance I was like yeah sure

I'll practice in small actually practice

in this room I was a yeah practice in

small spaces

cuz it wasn't very a lot so I was like

you know what maybe I'll just something

that bothers me I don't know why bother

feel like sometimes when people ask me

to break I just do the push-up move and

that's it

and I'm like no wonder they keep will

call me the post ship guys that's all I

fucking do and you ask me to break I was

like the go-to move the go-to move

so I was like packing and then when they

asked me I was like I thought to myself

so I'll just do the push-up and

windmills and make it easy and then

thought to myself like no quayne

preparing this stay no clang this is all

your fault this is why they call you the

pushy guy this is all you fucking do so

I was like I'm gonna fucking blow it up

and then so I was like I was like

practicing like dude I was like running

moves over and over it was like it was

like we were back at the words whereas a

rehearsal team I kept practicing the

moves over and over as like I'm not

gonna be called the push-up guy I'm

gonna do fucking everything and so when

it when I actually did it

when I say dude I was hella nervous like

because that's like I was putting a lot

of pressure myself I'm like no dude I'm

not the push-up guy I'm a brick more

than just that one move dude my I was

actually you happen I knew it was coming

and he was coming

ten minutes before our meeting I was

practicing in the hallway I'll be like

looking around like it's like new moves

in the hallways like I'm not gonna fuck

this up they're not gonna tell a nervous

cause like the whole company's looking

like like our office the CEO the

higher-ups the people in the Denver

office and then some remote people

everyone's good they're all there

everyone was looking or there was like

because the thing is like everyone when

I got hired everyone's like oh quaint

dances for the Warriors yes but they

never saw me break in person I was like

dude the expectation is so fucking high

if I come out and I'm a mediocre they're

gonna think I suck oh he's he's a

where's dancer Oh and so when they when

they introduced me like Wayne's been

dancing since he was 13 he tends to

three seasons for the Kings three

seasons for the worst I was like saying

the back there I was like my heart was

racing like oh my god clink don't fuck

this up that's like the whole day don't

fuck this up don't fuck this up don't

fuck this up

you'll never be anything more than a

push-up guy Oh like you know you know if

someone if you do something and you suck

people will tell you oh good job nice

right but luckily that didn't happen

this time so what like they're like okay

so we have a special performance and

then Gladys like my coworker Mike moved

the table I was like what's happening

and this is like she's like let me give

you a clue so when I asked this person

to perform he said sure I'll do it I'll

practice in small spaces and then she's

like could you guess who it is

and then like Kwang

and it's like oh my god it's happening I

was like it's like you know like when

you professor oh my god fuck fuck it's

actually it's actually more

nerve-wracking than some of the Warriors

performances on I was like oh my god all

this pressure like oh the Warriors break

dancers oh good

and so when I got up like I was it's

like I was like walking up I was like

you guys are making me nervous oh my god

and then like I was just like you know I

had I had an idea before just to get a

reaction by doing nothing you know I did

so I just got to the middle I just I

just walked in the middle I kneeled down

like this like all dramatic i unzipped

my jacket this exact jacket and then

threw it so the jacket like that itself

got hello how's your boss in my face my

boss

oh you haven't liked when I tossed it I

wasn't even looking it went over like a

like one of the founding members it went

over his head like this nearly like

nearly missed his Havok Shh and then in

the end like my boss said that was like

the best part like it was like oh and

then and then I did my routine and that

is it's like dude I fucking threw

everything I feel like a billion I feel

like I want to say like I think seven

ish moves yeah and then like and then I

bought like the CEO like her face was

red like she was like cheering so much

she's like I was like in my bag is like

yes it's like yes no longer hey end up

doing the push-up move however however

the good part about this story is they

just said like oh great job blah blah

blah they loved it but they didn't say

and I like that push-up move no one said

that

back at the Kings they would all war is

oh just you gotta do that push-up move

but this time it was kind of redeeming

else it's like oh my god I've made it

I'm more than just a push-up guy now I'm

more than just him it was my fault this

entire phoenix rising from the ashes I'm

amazing so this is an example I brought

up earlier where imagine if you're an

actor right and you're famous and you

care about your craft you're you're

practicing your crap you really care

you're trying really hard but you're

known for one line like what you talking

about Willis

okay think about that's exactly what

you're talking about that that's me

could you imagine everyone on the

streets or Oh a gate Oh imagine being

the rock do that eyebrow thing do that

eyebrow

oh you're the eyebrow guy he probably

fucking hates it actually I love your

story earlier that wasn't recording with

the Montell Jordan one there'd be a lot

of celebrities that would come in and do

you know like music performances or

whatever and so one time Montell Jordan

came to perform for halftime show and um

we were watching him rehearse and he was

singing the this is how we do and like

you know he's kind of dancing but he had

sunglasses on he kind of took him off

for a second and I could see in his eyes

like that he was just deeply saddened

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basically performing this song every

performance for his entire career which

is like he made a song in like early 90s

or whatever yeah it's like 5020 like

this is crazy just collecting a paycheck

I mean it's a tight song then org I know

that see that would attract me Creek

actually so that's why also he's the

push okay another story that we told on

the other one so when I was at the Kings

there was this guy he was the emcee at

the Kings and what happened was every

time I went out he would introduce me he

would say this the strongest arms in

Sacramento he's like well I don't even

live here but okay so one time he did it

the strongest arms of Sacramento and I

thought to myself like no I'm not gonna

do the move I'm gonna do this spinning

move instead I have more than just a

motion and so what happens is like after

our performance is done we walk into the

tunnel it's like hey Quinn can I talk to

you he pulls me aside

he's like quang when I say the strongest

arms in Sacramento

you have to do the pushup move in a nice

way you have to do I was like I was like

he's like yeah man when when you started

doing spins like what is this guy doing

do the push like fuck and that you're

not the spin guy what are you doing stop

trying to break character character who

do you think you are

why are you trying to show off that

you're more versatile than you are you

know stop it quit it up oh oh yeah this

is like a totally random story so one

time I was at Burning Man right yeah and

this band was playing and like this guy

was so bad was a band was playing in the

in the playa the dust and then this guy

walks up and like he's wearing like just

underwear that has like holes in it

they're like mesh underwear so he he's

like what you could see is dude I'm

pretty sure I saw his dude I saw a lot

of doodles at Burning Man a lot of

doodles it's doodle town doodle man yeah

so what happens like dude I wish I could

show have this on camera but for those

of us that are just listening he was

doing this weird dancing he's like

moving around like like no the trunk

white guy as freaky barbecue he's like

waving around I pretty sure like at one

point he was like rolling on the floor

he's doing random motions like oh yeah

okay think about in like a dramatic to

interpretive dance with modern and

modern dance it was like there's just

but you do random yeah she's right it's

like and then someone was like I heard

someone behind missing oh my god

it's so emotional you know they're

Yellin right I mean so Lynn Lynn turns

to me and she says plain what kind of

dance is he doing I was like Lynn he's

not doing anything

dude he looks like he was on acid he's

doing random oceans and I was like I was

like I was like Lynn and then Lynn's

like well how do you know I was like

dude Alayna he was Lynn um I've been

dancing for over half my life I think I

know

know when someone's not doing anything

like what the fuck he's not doing shit

oh my god it's so emotional so I know

ever the line that line it was like what

the hell oh my god yes

emotional oh my god viewing oh my god is

so - it touches my soul he's literally

doing nothing oh my oh shut the fuck up

so oh my god next time I MC a jam I'm

about to do that what do you do my god

it's so emotional oh my god the emotions

the emotions I mean III guess he's not

wrong there's probably some emotion I

know I used high on drugs that's what he

was he's feeling the high from the drugs

that was the emotion here this guy's

literally doing nothing yeah actually I

told Kevin this story a long time ago

like Beck and Davis right yeah isn't

called modern dancing where they're just

doing random stuff

what is it cool I mean I guess that's

contradict interpretive interpretive

okay something like yeah I don't know I

mean yeah see modern dance the

philosophy of it is that you're making

like shapes with your body and there's

not necessarily like a certain form

you're supposed to do right so okay so

it probably fits into there okay so what

happened was I did one of those I was I

can let's see how it is yeah just just

to see how it is and so the dance

instructor right she gave the hero her

instructions okay you three start moving

okay and then you other three what

you're gonna do is you're gonna follow

them but don't do their movements so

you're gonna sounds like wait so you

want them to follow them but also not

follow them

oh I don't see oh and so they were just

doing random shit right just like like

the same thing like asking a guy just

rolling around the floor us it's like

what the hell is this and then and then

and then you know she says oh my god

it's brilliant

okay the next group 3 and 3 right the

next crew comes in J'son gives them the

same instructions okay you three

two movements you other three follow

them but don't follow them okay in the

same shit just a bunch of random and

then you have there doing it right just

like I don't get it like they're both

doing nothing I don't fucking nothing I

was like oh my god I was like my mind

was blown dude there dude what if she

just said that to fuck with oh I know

she's like a troll yes yeah like it's

fucking brilliant

but you cling I don't that's that's what

they pay me for I don't it was terrible

Wow awful what are you doing oh my god

calling them oh my god you know it'd be

funny if there was a TV show like that

like just like completely aware you had

like a Simon Cowell type of person who's

just like but he's like trolling

everybody I just I didn't feel the

essence of your performance blah blah

blah good really funny show

especially if yeah if if it's like

someone who's killing it in their

performance than the last guy just like

yeah I don't get it

there aren't there is actually a singing

show I didn't if you heard of it I think

was on The WB or something where like

people like they were finding the worst

singer America so they they lie to the

people saying like you're good have you

heard that show no okay dirty as fuck

but that's hilarious dude yeah so they

were just like all these bad people that

were horrible and then they would they

would just keep you know same thing as

American Idol except they'd pick and

they were just feeding these lies these

judges but for the like for some people

that auditioned that we're actually

really good I remember one of the

comments was like yeah it sounded like

you had like diarrhea or something but

he was actually amazing so it is like

Kylie aligned with you

oh my god oh man this is like your

stringer boy oh my god seems like you

were like

I ate it or something oh damn yeah I was

like oh my god it was so sad and oh my

and then the reveal happens like Oh

actually you know it's um it's not we

didn't find the best singer in America

we actually found the worst singer in

America I think I was like but to come

to counter that the singing was like but

the you know it's not fake the the love

this audience has for you and then they

started cheering for him I was like I'm

so sure he feels like shit yeah I was

like cut the next day he like kills

himself I know dude that's like so

embarrassed oh my god oh my god okay

talking about Edition actually I know a

fisherman in this story anyways someone

that we owe actually notice would give

it away okay no but like okay change

okay but you know like um so you're

thinking it dance right we've had some

friends I have auditioned but this one

friend in particular like he's actually

a really good dancer and should he just

name names

okay who's not change their name okay

okay so John was dancing but one of our

other friends Jimmy was watching him and

like so the way they cut it like so

Jimmy said like John was actually doing

well and and the judges gave him good

feedback it's just he they just felt

like he didn't mix well together yeah

but during the actual like when they cut

the tapes and they were showing

commercials and then they made him look

like he was really bad without really

showing much of what he was doing and

felt like and and then the I think

something long was like and then some

people just couldn't cut it like hopping

on his ass but like apparently he did

really well but the way they cut it they

made him look like he was really bad

like and then some people just couldn't

cut it I saw our friend I was like oh no

and then like later on as he few clips

later and then like in a few clips later

they show they have a microphone to his

face and he was like it wasn't no

talking about

I feel so bad from because dude he's

actually a really good deal really good

oh dude I was like dude this is why I

mean we've um we've auditioned for some

things before yes like dude I hope we

don't fake in me I fucking swear to god

I hope we don't make the blooper reel

blah blah blah hey remember this um this

one I wish get on camera but for those

people can't listen you can't really see

this dance move but you know that move

where you like do this you push your

head back yeah it's like you're pushing

it's like you're looking like a robot

yeah and then I do this and then like I

hold like this in front of me and you

know when we're auditioning for a BDC

yeah I'm fucking you cuz I did that I

did it I did a competition you fucking

blew up people fucking loved it but when

when I did it on camera it was like oh

my god oh my god I fucking embarrass

myself I hope this is finished every

services I thought that was so funny

though I love that movie I actually

bring it back so the Kings a snack and I

fucking I went against I think Sychar

side shot I thinks I was a gay he dances

for that job yeah so either he's really

a dancer but he's like he was doing more

like popping and krumping kind of stuff

and so I was a b-boy so it was an all

styles competition so when I you did

that yeah and then and then like so I

popped a little bit oh my god it's

fucking awful I should have never done

the popping part but they actually cut

it a little bit during that - I was just

trying something I can do it - and then

I ended that popping sequence with that

movie moment and I got the whole like my

oh my whole like two rounds that I did

like I'm gonna push that clip actually

part of me wants to post that clip on my

Instagram but then like a couple of my

bosses follow me on Instagram so I did

so fucking inappropriate dude I've made

some questionable decisions in my life

like some things like I like oh my god

some shits on the internet and how

embarrassed is me to look back on it

like the Quang Bang thing this is become

I'm running joke but I actually paid

someone to write an e-book for me and

you wrote it a hundred percent no I

wrote it I wrote the book so it was like

amazing ways to make money and then I

does the book but I thought to myself

you know what I kind of like this name

Quang

that's like it's my brand that's who I

am and then like in the night on the

book it says authored by Quang Bang I

was like yeah I love this name and this

is like and then like looking back is

like that was really fucking stupid

people one time okay Lin Lin again so

Lin was like you know what use like

she's talking to max her husband's like

yeah you know I want to buy this book to

support Quang the book was like three

books like you two or three people

bought it pity buys I post on Facebook

and then Max is like no don't buy that

book it's a joke it's not real it's

often quaint bang I was like looking

back it's like god dammit why did I do

that I just I keep it up now I was like

man that post hella embarrasses me I was

like no it's it's funny I'll keep it up

babe we should do is just say oh it was

a joke the whole time

yeah fucking brilliant so if anyone's

listening amazing ways to make money by

coin babe buy it on Amazon for 99 cents

I've shameless plug I've ya know I read

it and I made money do that you were you

were thinking in the clearest of minds

yeah shout out shout out to that book

anyways I think that's probably a good

way to okay so um anyways uh this is my

good friend Quang and do you have any

closing remarks amazing ways to make

money by Quang going by the book on

Amazon now yeah

have you made money from dude so I paid

some guy $100 to white Oh 127 and then

like three people bought the book at

like 99 cents so you lost money so so

I'm teaching people how to make money

and then I just lost my office book that

you people how to make money so the

irony hey well the Hustle is real thanks

for being here make that money dude

alright man alright thanks guys

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