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Snip 'N Suck: Pokimane Thicc Butt Moments and Elderly BDSM
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This week on Pop Uncultured, part 2 of porn-the-whole-time. This week's episode is a direct continuation of last week's episode, so I think we watch that old lady get scrubbed for a bit before a sizzle reel for oldnanny.com plays at the end. This, of course, directs us to the "Elderly BDSM" search term, due in large part to Mike's cunning subterfuge in guiding us along this path. This was his master plan all along. Unfortunately there's a shortage of elderly BDSM (at least as we envisioned it) and instead we watch an old lady beat the shit out of an old man's asshole and taint. It's not as exciting as it sounds, but when it comes to subpar content on the internet we at Pop Uncultured can get blood out of a stone, and by blood I mean cum, and by stone I mean gay man's ass.
After that, we reflect on the previous week's Asian chopstick handjob, and how the lady kept on brutally buffeting the poor man's sea serpent penis. Draque joins our lamentations, and proceeds to mansplain handjobs to Candy. We then all proceed to sell him down the river. As JY later says, everyone gets thrown under the bus at least once during this episode. An article about Pokimane (a young man popular on Twitch) has been burning a hole in my Chrome browser for a damn crow's age, so we start up on that only to fall dick-first into another PUP Opinion War on which dames are hot, and which dames are young boys with trick asses made in Photoshop. Venus and Serena Williams win the hot broad war, because I'm always right and everyone who disagrees with me has a wrong opinion.
We also bring it back to foreskin (as usual) with an in depth analysis of certain orthodox Jewish mohels who suck the blood out of freshly circumsized baby weiners. And we wrap things up with a friendly chat about friendship and friends and also how I black out and have a psychotic break whenever I simultaneously smoke weed and drink alcohol. I think I'm brain gay or something.
I just watched Norm MacDonald's final special, I'm feeling wistful. That's all, bye.
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