No One Knew My BF Was A Criminal
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Hi everyone, I'm Felix and I was born with the weirdest allergy. An allergy to dust! It had a weird smell that always made me sneeze uncontrollably; and as if that wasn't weird enough, I also came from a family of detectives.
My paternal great grandparents were FBI agents. They had a son who became a CIA agent and married another agent, after which the two had a son, My Dad who also became a CIA agent and fell in love with my mother, a private investigator whose parents were also FBI agents and whose grandfather worked as a KGB spy during the world war. Then, they both had me, the handsome one and my sister, the ugly duckling, who was a huge pain on my butt.
"Stop bumping into me!"
"Stop being so close to me. Get your own tree!"
For as long as I could remember, Mum and Dad had been training Maude and I to take after them as detectives, just like the entire family was. Maude did pretty well but I Wasn't so great. I was very clumsy and I couldn't help it no matter how hard I tried.
"Do I really have to be a detective? I hate spying on people!"
"Don't say that. We're giving you basic life skills in case anything bad ever happens. Never ever trust anyone. EVER"
Ugh, my parents didn't trust anyone around them and because of that, we barely had any friends! In fact, the first time I made my first friend, they chased him away with all their weirdness.
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