S1:E13 - Naughty Ol’ Pam

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For anyone who is currently studying the Weimar Republic in History, this episode is for you! Lacey discloses a tip that helped her get a B, let us know if it helps!

Both your hosts are feeling boozy in this episode and have come prepared. After her failed attempt, Lacey re-tries treating you to a segment of ASMR which thankfully is successful!

The episode opens with Spencer guest starring as Gollum, she is listening in on Melissa and Ian’s conversation but she quickly retreats back to her bedroom before she gets caught. A is branching out and sending emails now, which leads your hosts on a tangent discussing their current amount of emails, uni induction and trying to remember their student IDs.

Yasemin is labelled a man hater as she admits she automatically gets annoyed by every new male character, her current target being Ian Thomas. For two episodes in a row, Spencer is continuously interrupted by Ian and we notice she gets progressively more disturbed by his presence.

Byron is back and he is given praise for making his children breakfast, but immediately ruins it by having an inappropriate conversation with his children about Ella’s dating life. Is this man capable of having a normal parent-child conversation?

Noel is still smiling and being his creepy self to everyone in Rosewood, including our favourite Ezra Fitz. ‘No, no, no’ is how Lacey reacted to Ezra’s first scene, but then surprised us all by complimenting his booty.

We witness Hefty Hanna’s iconic scene with those piggy cupcakes, which leads to a traumatic flashback where we find out Ali’s top weight loss tip.

Pam is not quite accepting of her daughter’s sexuality and freaks out when she sees Emily and Maya playing footsies, but in Pam’s mind it was much much more. Pam finds a secret stash of something in Maya’s bag and uses it to ruin Emily’s newfound relationship.

Mike reveals Noel told him about a rumour that the English teacher might be having an affair with a student, which leads to Aria very nearly breaking down. She then accompanies Ezra, who is having a breakdown, thinking his career and life is over after standing his ground with Noel.

Melissa is acting a little too different to usual, which Spencer picks up on, yes she’s a newlywed but why is she so happy? Spencer finds an ovulation kit and of course, you guessed it, Ian walks in and interrupts them.

Noel is caught by the principal for having three answer sheets to their midterms and Ezra and Aria’s inappropriate relationship is saved for another day, which also means the girls’ A theory is wrong.

Whilst the girls take advantage of no Ian and look through those boxes, Emily spends one final date with Maya before she is shipped off to True North. After only finding comic books, old newspapers and binoculars, an unexpected A text gives them another piece of the puzzle which confirms their theory of Ian potentially being involved in Ali’s disappearance.

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