Earnest Mann's Laugh Dammit! - New research confirms awkward truth, size DOES matter! Podcast Ep. 379

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Comedy, Politics, and the Power of the Presidential Butt

Hey, it’s Earnest Mann, and I’m here to offer you something different today. Let’s face it, we could all use a laugh, and while I’m no Doug Stanhope, I’ve got something that will make you think and crack up. We’re diving into something as odd as it is hilarious: the influence of height and, believe it or not, butt shape in political elections.

Why Do Tall Candidates Win Elections?

I share an intriguing fact—tall politicians usually win. It’s a trend backed by data, but it doesn’t stop there. Apparently, their butts also play a role. Yes, you heard that right! I stumbled upon this theory, and after digging into it, I found a surprising pattern: no candidate with a flat behind has ever won the presidency.

Political Comedy or Reality?

This may sound ridiculous, but think about it—how many flat-ass presidents can you name? None. And with new trends emerging, who knows what happens when women enter the race? The idea is funny, yet somehow, it shows how superficiality can creep into something as serious as politics. And yes, Trump’s got a plump one, if you’re wondering.

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