Episode 9: The Rock (1996)

The Hypersleep Pod

How in the name of Zeus' butthole has it taken this long for The Handsome Boys to do an episode about The Rock (1996)?! Sean Connery, Nic Cage, AND Michael Beihn? in a Michael Bay movie?! Well the answer, you fucking idiot, is that the boys wanted to wait until summer had official begun before they covered this officially awesome summer blockbuster. On this non-stop action thrill ride of an episode we discuss the inner workings of Alcatraz's subterranean death maze, Nic Cage's hair, and Sean Connery's "shex appeal." So clutch your string of pearls and buckle up for the start of our summer blockbuster series! P.S. In this ep we discuss the Kevin Smith/Tim Burton/Nic Cage Superman movie fever dream that never was, so when you hear a clip of an unfamiliar man's voice discussing his Superman bonafides, that is Kevin Smith, and you are wrong for not recognizing it. You have been advised.