SH 211: Heel Promo Cardio!

The Sausage Hut

After an invigorating cardio sesh, Johnny Kielbasa takes us to Heel Promo ChatGPT Corner where he prompts ChatGPT: You are Ric Flair circa 1988. Your grandmother calls you on the phone. She tells you that Hacksaw Butch Reed is a much better wrestler than you are. Write a heel promo telling your grandmother what you are going to do to Hacksaw Butch Reed in a steel cage at Starrcade. and: You are Hacksaw Butch Reed. You are having coffee with Ric Flair's grandmother when she tells you that her grandson told her over the phone that he was going to win your match at Starrcade. Write a heel promo telling Ric Flair's grandmother that you are going to make Ric Flair tap out at Starrcade. Then tell her what you think of the coffee. and finally: Tell me what Jim Cornette would think of the two promos above. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical lusciousness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks